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Likudniked adj. Drunk on the strength of a settled position, repeated often enough to resemble party discipline. Kylese was Likudniked and treated the seating plan as a matter of coalition management. Lille laced adj. Drunk since last orders, and putting a delicate ornamental structure over increasingly uncertain movements. Gopika was Lille laced, negotiating the carpet with elaborate but fragile grace. Lillied (/ˈlɪl.id/) adj. Still drunk, and dressed with confidence considerably brighter than the surrounding circumstances. Gruff was Lillied, appearing festive despite having misplaced one shoe. Lilliputian visioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and perceiving every glass, doorway, and obligation as smaller than advertised. Johnnisha was Lilliputian visioned and found the large table agreeably miniature. Lilliputianed adj. Of a drinker: making grand decisions on a scale too small for anyone else to see. Marinna became Lilliputianed and drafted a minute policy for sharing one packet of crisps. Lilliputianismed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the proposed solution smaller than the problem. Abiodun became Lilliputianismed and suggested a pocket-sized apology for the broken window. Lillooeted adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a remote, carefully preserved remnant of earlier purpose. Khadeidra was Lillooeted, still present but administratively several miles away. Lily of the Valleyed adj. A drinker who has become fragrant, bell-shaped in posture, and very difficult to rouse from the sofa. Ellinor was Lily of the Valleyed beneath a blanket, ringing softly whenever the cushions shifted. Lima beaned adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy the largest cushion and request water as though issuing a household decree. Kandys got Lima beaned and annexed the sofa's broadest cushion for the remainder of the evening. Lima syndromed adj. Too drunk to maintain hostility towards the person responsible for bringing you home. Elzy was Lima syndromed and invited the taxi driver inside for tea. Lima wooded adj. Sufficiently drunk to become handsome, dark, and difficult to work with. Lamarco was Lima wooded, imposing beside the bar and resistant to practical suggestions. Limanned (/ˈliːmənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat the nearest city as a personal jurisdiction. Azeria was Limanned and attempted to issue directions to a bus travelling elsewhere. Limberhamed adj. Having drunk more than propriety permits and acquired a mistress-like attachment to the nearest bottle. Roynell was Limberhamed, debauched in manner but faithful to the whisky. Limboed adj. Drunk on the strength of naval ordnance and theological uncertainty, but chiefly the latter. Timicka became Limboed and searched the harbour wall for a suitable place for souls. Limbued adj. You have drunk enough to make every boundary negotiable, particularly the one around personal space. Derrin was Limbued and joined three conversations without establishing his right to do so. Limburger cheesed adj. Of a drinker: creamy in manner, soft in judgement, and increasingly difficult to ignore. Carey was Limburger cheesed, yielding pleasantly while troubling the entire table.