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lootered (/ˈlutɚd/) adj. Of a drinker who has begun treating the disorder of departure as permission to collect anything unattended. Kantrice got lootered and left with three unclaimed scarves after the pub emptied. lootied adj. Describing a drinker who regards the journey home chiefly as an opportunity for plunder. lootinged adj. A drinker who, during the general confusion of last orders, quietly appropriates whatever is nearby. lootocracied adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening’s remaining resources are redistributed towards the loudest person at the table. Hamdan became lootocracied and allocated the taxi fare according to an invented hierarchy. lootocrated adj. The state of being drunk and assuming the table’s unclaimed money and snacks fall naturally under your administration. Nakida was lootocrated by midnight and collected the coins left beside every empty glass. loovered adj. Of a drinker who has become the pub's principal means of admitting light and draughts. Elisandra stood by the doorway, loovered, ventilating the snug with her coat. lopadolithed adj. Reduced by drink to a receptacle for the last round, waiting open-mouthed beneath the bar. Xaylen sat lopadolithed while the barman poured a final measure into an already uncertain evening. loparited adj. Softened by drink into a brittle, granular passenger who may crumble when asked for the correct address. Hayoung became loparited on the bus and fractured the journey into several incorrect stops. loped (/lɒpd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who covers the pavement in long, easy strides, arriving nowhere promptly. Tonyna went loped after last orders and took twenty minutes to reach the taxi rank. lopened adj. Sharpened by drink into a teacher of the route home, despite having forgotten the route. Jaxlynn got lopened and lectured the taxi driver on a shortcut that led to the ring road. loperamided (/ləʊˈpɛ.ɹə.mʌɪdd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to slow every departure, retaining the table long after the bar has closed. lopered adj. Loosened by drink into a long-striding wanderer, quick to leave and slow to arrive. lopezited adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a red mineral settling at the bottom of the final glass. Lekendric grew lopezited on the walk home and paused beneath every streetlamp. lopgrassed adj. Drunk and spreading quietly across the pavement, soft-footed and difficult to gather for departure. Allyssia went lopgrassed outside the pub, occupying the pavement in several separate directions. lophed (/ləʊfd/) adj. Drunk to the point where each tooth becomes a ridge for catching the next sentence. Scotlynn was lophed at the taxi rank, holding every conversation along its sharpest edge. lophenoled adj. Drunk enough to become chemically self-contained, oily with confidence and resistant to sensible advice. Daiquiri was lophenoled by midnight and rejected the suggested route home as an inferior compound.