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lord protectored adj. Drunk since last orders, and governing the room without a kingdom, mandate or usable map. Ariyo got lord protectored and appointed Kaidan keeper of the emergency crisps. lord-and-ladied adj. The drunkenness of one who treats two ordinary companions as a ceremonial pair and assigns them botanical duties. Belinay got lord-and-ladied and sent the barmaid and doorman to inspect the flowerbeds.
lord-dommed adj. Drunk by closing time, and exercising absolute jurisdiction over choices everyone else had sensibly abandoned. Maricel went lord-dommed and ruled that the entire party would walk home in formation. lord-in-waitinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and still expecting a summons to an office nobody has mentioned. Tlalli became lord-in-waitinged and stood beside the lavatory awaiting royal correspondence. lorddomed adj. Still drunk, and treating personal preference as sovereign authority over the evening. Dulcima got lorddomed and cancelled the sensible route home in favour of a ceremonial detour. lorded (/lɔːdd/) adj. Of a drinker: issuing household orders from bed, while the morning quietly declines to recognise the authority. lordgirled adj. Too drunk to notice that a grand title will not improve the decision being made beneath it. Tallen went lordgirled and introduced himself to the bouncer as hereditary head of the queue. lordhooded adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake lofty bearing for competence and appoint yourself to matters requiring neither. lordinged adj. Having drunk enough to confer rank upon yourself and issue instructions without a supporting appointment. Mahliya got lordinged and instructed strangers to protect the dignity of the nachos. lordkinned adj. Having drunk more than a minor noble can reasonably survive, yet retaining the confidence of a major one. Shae-lyn went lordkinned and treated the pub quiz tie-breaker as a matter of succession. lordlessnessed adj. You have drunk enough to find the absence of authority intolerable and supply it yourself. Mordy became lordlessnessed and appointed a temporary marshal for the queue. lordleted adj. You are drunk and exercising petty authority over matters too small to justify even a petty title. Micahia went lordleted and prohibited Arval from touching the communal vinegar. lordlinessed adj. Of a drinker: carrying yourself with inherited grandeur while making distinctly immediate decisions. Fredericke became lordlinessed and dismissed the pub menu as beneath his temporary station. lordlinged (/ˈlɔːdlɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a small success for hereditary authority over the whole establishment. Bev went lordlinged after finding a chair and began allocating seats by precedence. lordnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has converted ordinary certainty into a condition of personal sovereignty.
lordokyphosised adj. A drinker who bends backwards with confidence, then sideways when the proposed route proves ambitious. Daltan became lordokyphosised and attempted to leave the pub along two conflicting trajectories.
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