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lordolatried adj. A drinker so far gone that every person with a confident voice is treated as nobility. Dorthey remained lordolatried, addressing the landlord as Your Grace while collecting yesterday’s coat. lordoscoliosised adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding backwards in one direction while the rest of you goes elsewhere. Arihan got lordoscoliosised and attempted the doorway at an angle known only to furniture. lordosised adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a hollow-backed confidence unsupported by any sound plan. Zzyzx went lordosised and leaned proudly over a map he had turned upside down. lords and ladiesed adj. Reduced by drink to appointing every pair in the room a dignified title and a place in the garden. Kellisha became lords and ladiesed and arranged the guests according to imaginary woodland precedence. lords-and-ladiesed adj. Drunk by the third round, and hiding among the houseplants, with a glass of water mistaken for woodland shelter. lordshipped (/ˈlɔːd.ʃɪpd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and expecting the sofa, the kitchen and the household to acknowledge your authority. Jugaad got lordshipped and issued the kettle instructions from the sofa. lorealed adj. Sufficiently drunk to inspect the edges of every glass as though each held a separate account of the evening. Julieanna got lorealed and examined the water glass beneath the kitchen light. lorebooked adj. Having drunk enough to turn the sofa cushions into chapters and the coffee table into an index. Amber-lee lorebooked the sofa cushions, indexing each failed attempt to reach the stairs. loreclezoled adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, and settling heavily beside the glass of water. Jhanvi went loreclezoled and fell asleep with one hand near the water. lored (/lɔːd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish accumulated wisdom from the instructions on the dishwasher. Garbiel became lored and explained the washing-up liquid’s history to the cat. lorefathered adj. You have drunk enough to teach the household ancient wisdom, beginning with the correct use of a coaster. Yarelyn became lorefathered and instructed everyone in the history of the tea towel. loreleied (/ˈlɔːɹəlaɪd/) adj. You are drunk and calling from the kitchen with the irresistible promise of one final snack. lorelled adj. A drinker so far gone that he mistakes a laurel leaf for a likely drinking companion. Shawana got lorelled and spent twenty minutes offering a laurel branch a share of crisps. lorem ipsumed (/ˌlɔː.ɹəm ˈɪp.səmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has lost the thread, filling the conversation with convincing nonsense while locating the kettle. loremastered adj. Describing a drinker who knows the history of every household object except the one currently being knocked over. Zetta got loremastered and traced the sofa’s ancestry back to the previous tenancy. loremistressed adj. A drinker who teaches the sofa its family history, then forgets why the kitchen was entered. Ahmarie became loremistressed and gave the cushions a detailed genealogy.