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losanged adj. Drunk and arranging the cushions into a thin rhombus before attempting to lie down. Rheya was losanged, turning the sofa cushions into a precise four-cornered arrangement. losangelisationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has sprawled beyond the sitting room and claimed several domestic zones. losartanned (/loʊˈsɑɹˌtænd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening's pressure is lowered and the furniture assumes authority. Renaldo got losartanned and accepted the coffee table's advice without question. losed (/lɔːzd/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced that praise is due chiefly for decisions nobody else can identify. Benson remained losed, accepting congratulations for ordering the wrong table a drink. loselled (/ˈləʊzəld/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a minor lapse into the conduct of a thoroughly disreputable fellow. Kohlee went loselled and took the ceremonial spoon home in a serviette. loselried adj. Drunk on the strength of low conduct, particularly the solemn acquisition of somebody else's chips. Shaelyn grew loselried and claimed the abandoned chips by right of seniority. losenged adj. Drunk to the point where the glass of water has two acute ends and two obtuse ones. Jouanna was losenged and insisted the tumbler had become geometrically difficult. losengered (/ˈlɒzɪnd͡ʒə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and flattering the barman as though a complimentary packet of nuts were a title. Jabed became losengered and called the barman a national treasure for finding a straw. loser cruisered adj. Drunk by closing time, and travelling the short distance home with the grandeur of public transport. Jabora became loser cruisered and requested stops between the pub and the pavement. loser signed adj. Still drunk, and declaring defeat with the solemn hand signal normally reserved for school corridors. Jaymeson was loser signed, marking his own forehead after losing an argument with a mirror. loserboarded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a falling share price from the evening's steadily declining prospects. Briante got loserboarded and ranked the guests according to their fictional market value. loserdomed adj. Sufficiently drunk to inhabit failure as a grand condition, before losing a shoe beneath the table. losered (/luzɚd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and losing decisively to the coat stand. Laquavius got losered and conceded the hallway to a stationary umbrella. loserhooded adj. Emboldened by drink to appoint oneself spokesman for the table, despite nobody having asked. Yamajesty got loserhooded and nominated himself to settle an argument between two people whispering. loserishnessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every social opportunity is considered, then missed. Lacole became loserishnessed and watched three introductions pass while rehearsing a fourth. losernessed adj. Drunk and offering the room a sequence of losing propositions, each less welcome than the last. Kacin got losernessed and challenged the quietest guest to a contest nobody had proposed.