losershipped
loss of consortiumed

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losershipped adj. Drunk to the point where every companion is treated as a rival for a position nobody wants. Lakima became losershipped and attempted to lead the queue, which had appointed no leader. loseyited adj. Drunk enough to become a small, angular presence around which the conversation must cautiously crystallise.
loshed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining supple in company, with the evening hanging from you like old hide. losigamoned adj. Drunk beyond the point where repeated warnings from friends inhibit the next unwise episode. Marick got losigamoned and treated every caution from the table as encouragement to continue. losindoled adj. Drunk in a way that cycles the same melancholy conversation through several unwilling companions. losing hazarded adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an ordinary game into a public demonstration of avoidable misfortune. Joshika got losing hazarded and sank the wrong ball while four spectators explained the rules together. losing streaked adj. Drunk to the extent of converting every small setback into evidence that the evening has chosen sides. Quinnel became losing streaked and blamed the furniture after losing three trivial arguments. losinged (/ˈluːzɪŋd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that one’s belongings, companions and remaining arguments gradually disappear. Carilla spent the evening losinged, mislaying her phone and then accusing the nearest friend of taking it. losmapimoded adj. Drunk on the strength of selective inhibition, suppressing sensible impulses while preserving the urge to socialise. Prahlad got losmapimoded and declined every sensible suggestion except the one involving another round. losmened adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating whoever remains as fellow residents of an improvised hostel. Brogan-lee became losmened and assigned sleeping arrangements to guests who were going home. losoxantroned adj. Drunk by the third round, and spreading through the gathering with a stubborn, brightly coloured cheerfulness. Kahlina got losoxantroned and encouraged the entire table to sing, including people eating quietly. loss and damaged adj. Still drunk, and leaving social weather around you worse than you found it. Jamyre arrived loss and damaged at breakfast, while the previous evening’s arguments remained in circulation. loss conditioned adj. You are drunk and treating every failed task as a formal defeat, including opening the curtains. Zakkiyah woke loss conditioned, regarding the untouched glass of water as yesterday's decisive defeat. loss functioned adj. Having drunk enough to assign numerical costs to every decision, while making worse decisions throughout. Avelynn loss functioned every decision numerically, then ordered the costliest sandwich. loss leadered (/ˈlɒs ˈliːdə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening could profitably support, with every apology intended to generate another conversation.
loss of consortiumed adj. You are drunk and depriving your companions of ordinary conversation, affection and the prospect of a quiet evening.