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loss of faced adj. Of a drinker: publicly disgraced, yet still attempting to recover respect through further public statements. Joksan went loss of faced after saluting the barman, then addressed the entire pub in explanation. loss of lifed adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered all useful movement and become a responsibility for the nearest friends. loss of supplied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the government without the funds to continue, and everyone waiting for an election. loss preventioned adj. Drunk to a degree that theft, fraud and profit all seem equally preventable. loss ratioed adj. Drunk on the strength of which the evening's damage is carefully compared with the premiums paid. loss-makered adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a profitable evening into a modest financial liability. Kaitryn was loss-makered and bought a round for people already going home. lossaged adj. A drinker who converts each successive decision into a small, systematic deficit. Jaterrius became lossaged and misplaced his wallet, his coat and the evening's remaining purpose. lossed (/lɒsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through the crowd with the patient, watchful air of a wild cat. lossenited adj. Drunk by the third round, and mineral in aspect, with no useful explanation for it. Vlada was lossenited by the third round, a mineral specimen of no scholarly explanatory value. lossinessed adj. Still drunk, and allowing information to disappear at every stage of transmission. Ajesh was lossinessed and retold the address with several details removed. losslessnessed adj. Too drunk to discard anything, including conclusions that should have been left behind. lossmakered adj. Having drunk enough to operate as a financial liability without producing anything useful. lost and founded adj. Having drunk more than enough to establish a department for belongings no one can recover. Atzi was lost and founded and kept directing guests towards the umbrella desk. lost articlesed adj. You have drunk enough to run a lost-property service from the corner of the room. Keylan was lost articlesed and accepted two umbrellas from strangers. lost caused adj. You are drunk and appear to regard recovery as an unnecessary administrative detail. Shirley-ann was lost caused and declined the map with quiet confidence. lost decaded adj. Of a drinker who has spent ten years making no measurable progress towards the door.