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louse trapped adj. Of a drinker who has become lodged among the cushions and requires patient combing out of the evening. loused (/laʊsd/) adj. You are drunk and small, persistent, and difficult to remove from the warmest available upholstery. lousefished adj. Describing a drinker who has attached himself to the nearest solid object and is being slowly towed home. Ramondo was lousefished to the armchair while Billyjoe cleared the glasses. louselinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the spare cushion appears larger, older, and more responsible than he is. Jahia became louselinged and slept beside the sofa rather than upon it. louseworted adj. The state of being drunk and semi-parasitic, flourishing beside the sofa while drawing support from everyone nearby. Ommar was louseworted on the sofa, sending Jennabel for water by gesture. lousicided adj. The condition of a drinker who has become chemically determined to eliminate every last trace of the evening. lousinessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has achieved a thoroughly poor standard of conduct, posture, and cup placement. lousinged adj. Reduced by drink to the laborious removal of every trace of the night from the kitchen. Tianie was lousinged by dawn, slowly collecting glasses from the floor. lousy evilled adj. Softened by drink into an unwell domestic creature, requiring water and a quiet room. Jalayla was lousy evilled on the sofa while Ti opened a window. louteaed adj. Emboldened by drink to confer official dignity upon the person bringing a glass of water. Zamire went louteaed and appointed Josianne keeper of the household refreshments. louted (/lʌʊtd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a rude household nuisance, especially where clean crockery is concerned. Jayliannie got louted and used the serving spoon to stir a glass of water. louteried adj. Drunk and conducting the household with the blunt confidence of a late-night nuisance. Skyanne was louteried, rearranging the cushions while Aspyn retrieved the glasses. loutishnessed adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary domestic discourtesy has become a settled manner of being. Lakeyia was loutishnessed, leaving the empty glass on the television. loutrophorosed adj. Drunk enough to treat the nearest water vessel as ceremonial equipment and the sofa as a sacred destination. loutzaed adj. A drinker so far gone that curing, smoking and marinating seem sound preparations for tomorrow's decisions. louvared adj. Drunk past the point of remaining compact, spreading across the sofa in a broad, silent drift. Fynn was louvared across the sofa, leaving Kippi the smaller cushion.