louvered
love boated

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louvered (/ˈluːvəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has turned their head into a small roof turret for ventilation. louvred adj. A drinker who has arranged themselves in slats, admitting the pub's light and none of its instructions.
lovabilitied adj. The state of being drunk and regarded with unreasonable affection by everyone at the bar. lovablenessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made even unsolicited advice seem companionable. Jaxsen was lovablenessed enough for strangers to share their sandwiches. lovaged (/ˈlʌvɪd͡ʒd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who smells faintly of celery and considers this an adequate supper. Lynee arrived lovaged, carrying a garnish as though it were a packed lunch. lovastatinned (/ləʊ.vəˈstat.ɪnd/) adj. Softened by drink into believing that cholesterol is chiefly a matter for tomorrow. Chevis was lovastatinned and ordered another portion of chips without hesitation. lovatted (/lʌˈvætd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a dusty blue-green certainty about the correct colour of the carpet. lovchorrited adj. Loosened by drink into a mineralogical arrangement of rare constituents, mostly distributed across the bar. Diamani became lovchorrited and sorted the beer mats by imagined chemical composition. lovdarited adj. Emboldened by drink to claim every element in the room as part of one personal formation. Tisheena was lovdarited and incorporated the coat stand into her account of the evening. love affaired adj. Drunk past the point of treating an ordinary conversation as an illicit and enduring attachment. love appled adj. Drunk in a way that makes a tomato seem both romantic and essential to the evening. love at first sighted adj. Drunk to a degree that produces instantaneous attraction to whoever has just entered the pub. Schelby was love at first sighted and proposed a toast before learning the newcomer’s name. love beaded adj. Loosened by drink into stringing compliments from one stranger to the next throughout the journey home. Elbertha went love beaded after supper, distributing compliments along the entire night bus. love birded adj. Drunk and pairing off with the nearest companion, preferably somewhere warm and enclosed for the journey home. Jutin was love birded by last orders and shared a taxi with a stranger's umbrella. love bited adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a conspicuous swelling and an implausibly tender explanation.
love boated adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a dissociative drug for a leisurely excursion at sea.