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love gamed adj. Having drunk enough to lose every point while maintaining that the match has reached a spiritually significant conclusion. Marthann got love gamed and celebrated a blank score as evidence of mutual understanding. love gloved adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with putting anything on correctly, including the precaution in question. Jeiny became love gloved and spent ten minutes trying to fit a glove over a pint glass. love gogglesed adj. Drunk and unable to hear a friend's criticism of the person you have brought to the table. Dequantae was love gogglesed, defending the stranger's singing while everyone else found the door. love grassed adj. Drunk to the point where you settle beside the hedge, offering yourself as forage to concerned friends. Janett was love grassed by midnight, reclining beside the car while Arbaz fetched a coat. love handled adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that every friendly embrace has acquired an additional handhold. Armande was love handled before pudding, embracing the entire table whenever conversation paused. love hearted adj. Drunk in a way that turns every romantic disagreement into a large, public symbol of approval. love holded adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation becomes your service game and nobody else scores a point. love holed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every doorway seem privately welcoming and every companion an unnecessary escort. love hotelled adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking the ordinary pub for a discreet short-stay establishment. Manuell was love hotelled, booking privacy in the broom cupboard and leaving Roneal with the bill. love in a misted adj. Drunk enough to move through a blue haze, mistaking blurred outlines for companions. love in a puffed adj. Drunk on the strength of a large hollow promise, which friends must carry home before it bursts. Amarielle was love in a puffed, full of air and impossible plans, while Tamantha found a taxi. love interested (/ˈlʌv ˈɪntɹɪstd/) adj. A drinker who finds every listener romantically promising, particularly before the first restorative meal. love jonesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and craving romantic reassurance from whoever remains within conversational range. love jugged adj. Still drunk, and addressing the room's women with the reverence normally reserved for valuable crockery. Branco was love jugged, complimenting the barmaid's silhouette until Tishae removed his glass. love juiced adj. Too drunk to distinguish a love potion from ordinary spirits, or friendship from its effects. love knotted adj. Sufficiently drunk to tie every friendship into a ceremonial bow before anyone can leave. Arvile got love knotted and joined two scarves that belonged to people who had never met.