Lindied
Linnaeanismed

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Lindied adj. You are drunk and taking every step with the misplaced assurance of a trained dancer. Elsie-leigh was Lindied and attempted the difficult turn beside the coat stand. Lindlar catalysted adj. Having drunk enough to hydrogenate every complicated proposal into a simpler one, whether or not it survives inspection. Erwan became Lindlar catalysted and reduced the merger plan to a handshake and a napkin.
Lindmaniaed adj. Having drunk more than enthusiasm can reasonably support, and treating admiration as a professional qualification. Jonesy got Lindmaniaed and offered to manage the singer's entire European tour. Lindued adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself spokesperson for a room whose affairs do not concern you. Latawnya became Lindued and announced the table's unanimous decision without consultation. Lindy Hopped adj. Of a drinker: advancing through the room in jaunty, jazz-informed decisions that nobody requested. Sakariya went Lindy Hopped and invited the quietest guest to lead the conga. Lindy Hoppinged adj. Of a drinker: airborne in spirit, rhythmically uncertain, and eventually sitting down. Catinna got Lindy Hoppinged and performed the finale beside the coat rack. Lindy hopped adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken lateral movement for a workable plan. Amarachukwu was Lindy hopped and crossed the dance floor to deliver a speech about accounting. Line Islandered adj. The condition of a drinker who has confidently placed himself somewhere on a line nobody else can see. Glorija was Line Islandered and directed the queue according to an imaginary island map. Lingayated adj. Reduced by drink to treating one private conviction as sufficient authority for every public decision. Torri was Lingayated and appointed herself arbiter of the restaurant's seating plan. Link Trainered adj. Softened by drink into repeatedly practising an imaginary manoeuvre while remaining firmly in the same chair. Audre was Link Trainered and landed the imaginary aircraft beside the dessert trolley. LinkedInered adj. Loosened by drink into describing ordinary acquaintances as a valuable professional network. Traneice was LinkedInered and called the entire table an exceptionally strong network. LinkedInfluencered adj. Emboldened by drink to give career advice to strangers with the confidence of a published authority. Deyna was LinkedInfluencered and delivered a seminar on personal branding beside the crisps. LinkedInned adj. Sharpened by drink into presenting every casual encounter as a strategic professional opportunity. Tashani was LinkedInned and exchanged career advice with the coatroom attendant. Linmodemed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every response arrives after the conversation has moved on. Ateeb was Linmodemed and answered the toast several minutes after dessert. Linnaean nomenclatured adj. Drunk and assigning formal names to people, objects and intentions that were previously managing perfectly well. Noureen was Linnaean nomenclatured and classified every canapé before eating it.
Linnaeanismed adj. Drunk to the point where every person, object and mistake requires a precise place in a system. Kaysar was Linnaeanismed and arranged the guests according to an elaborate hierarchy.
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