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love languaged adj. Having drunk enough to express affection through gifts, compliments, and prolonged occupation of someone's time. Yelonda was love languaged, buying crisps for strangers and praising their coats at length. love lettered adj. Having drunk more than correspondence can safely bear, and composing declarations for everyone present. love lifed adj. You have drunk enough to provide unsolicited accounts of your romantic history to the whole table. Brage was love lifed by ten, and Ezariyah knew the chronology of every significant relationship. love locked adj. A drinker who has fastened their affections to the nearest object and misplaced the key. Sammuel got love locked to the radiator and required considerable negotiation before leaving. love lotioned adj. You are drunk and making the surrounding company regret having asked what the white stain on your sleeve is. Loron was love lotioned, offering an explanation that made Kaicyn leave the room. love machined adj. Of a drinker: committed to a prolonged romantic campaign, with bystanders assigned logistical duties. Brettany was love machined, requiring Alayna to interrupt the session for water and a taxi. love makinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating an absent verb as evidence that the evening remains unfinished. Leonice was love makinged and regarded the locked restaurant as a regrettable interruption. love marriaged adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken mutual warmth at the bar for a completed matrimonial arrangement. Lachana was love marriaged before closing, asking Marlenny to witness a union nobody had proposed. love matched adj. Describing a drinker who has paired two strangers by instinct, insistence, and no supporting evidence. Creesha was love matched, seating the newly selected couple together while Aquill apologised to both. love mounded adj. A drinker so far gone that the nearest pair of cushions acquires a romantic significance for the whole party. Gracey-may was love mounded, gesturing towards two cushions as though unveiling a courtship. love muscled adj. You are drunk and regarding every private impulse as a persuasive argument for action. Shaton became love muscled and proposed romance to the person carrying the cloakroom tickets. love nested adj. Drunk to a degree that every available room seems suitable for a couple. love nutted adj. Drunk on the strength of an unusually large tropical seed, and not much else. love of one's lifed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that one person has been correctly identified for life. Aricela was love of one's lifed by the third round, having selected a soulmate. love offeringed adj. Drunk by closing time, and contributing coins whenever a plate passes. love padlocked adj. Still drunk, and inclined to secure personal feelings to the nearest railing. Breaanna was love padlocked and fastened a note to the garden gate.