love scripted
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love scripted adj. Sharpened by drink into drafting the desired relationship before meeting its other participant. love seated adj. Loosened by drink into regarding a two-person sofa as a complete social arrangement.
love slaved adj. Sufficiently drunk to obey every affectionate suggestion, including the one involving the coat stand. Brandia was love slaved by midnight, following a friendly suggestion into the wrong hallway. love songed adj. Having drunk enough to address every nearby stranger as though they were the chorus. love spooned adj. You have drunk enough to offer the nearest person a sentimental keepsake and miss their hand. Kona was love spooned, presenting a teaspoon to the hostess as a token of lasting regard. love spudded adj. Of a drinker: unsteady below the waist and taking an undue interest in personal anatomy. Aulton was love spudded and negotiated the stairs with both hands on the banister. love sticked adj. Of a drinker who has lost all delicacy of movement and most of the relevant vocabulary. love storied adj. Describing a drinker who turns a simple stumble into an account of enduring romance. love swinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every change of direction becomes an intimate pendulum motion. Danual was love swinged, swaying between the banister and the wall on the way down. love tapped adj. Having drunk enough to administer a friendly punch as a considered expression of affection. Evneet got love tapped and congratulated Markhi with a measured blow to the shoulder. love teamed adj. You are drunk and presenting two unrelated people as a celebrated romantic partnership. Nida got love teamed and introduced Markhi and the DJ as television's newest couple. love tokened adj. The state of being drunk and distributing keepsakes, apologies and borrowed possessions as signs of affection. Jonnell was love tokened, giving Leoma a coaster and the landlord a cufflink. love toyed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every conversation as flirtation and every object as a plaything. love triangled (/ˈlʌv ˌtɹaɪ.æŋɡəld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who divides attention between two companions and loses the third dimension entirely. love truncheoned adj. Reduced by drink to advancing in a straight line, with little command of the lower body.
love tunnelled adj. Softened by drink into believing the route home is an attraction requiring continual forward motion.