lovesmithed
lovinged

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lovesmithed adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to spread affection by reorganising everyone else's relationships. Jahlik got lovesmithed and reconciled two colleagues who had never quarrelled. lovesomenessed adj. Still drunk, and finding every ordinary acquaintance personally and permanently endearing.
lovesonged adj. Having drunk more than your balance can accommodate, yet continuing to serenade it. Rumeysa was lovesonged, swaying through the chorus and catching the banister on the stairs. lovespelled adj. Too drunk to distinguish romantic intention from writing someone's name on a candle. lovespooned adj. Drunk on the strength of an ornate and carefully constructed gesture that no one present had requested. Briena was entirely lovespooned and presented the barmaid with a napkin folded into an elaborate personal tribute. lovestoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake ivy for a suitable climbing route home. Kasper was lovestoned and began ascending the pub wall by the bins. lovestoried adj. A drinker who makes one journey to the bar sound like a sweeping romantic narrative. lovetapped adj. You have drunk enough to express fondness by lightly striking the nearest willing person. loveteamed adj. Of a drinker: pairing strangers as though publicity had already made them a romantic couple. lovey-doveynessed adj. A drinker who has made excessive sentimentality the governing principle of the evening. Zamyriah got lovey-doveynessed and described the queue as a circle of cherished souls. loveyed (/ˈlʌvid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who addresses the landlord, the kettle, and the hangover alike with theatrical tenderness. Lebaron was loveyed by breakfast, calling the landlord ‘lovey’ while requesting water. lovied adj. The drunkenness of one who has promoted every form of address to a single affectionate syllable. loving cupped adj. The state of being drunk and passing one oversized shared vessel round as though it settled ownership. Kaile got loving cupped and offered the punch bowl to everyone in the smoking area. loving kindnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who responds to every poor decision with a merciful invitation to repeat it. Lawrencia got loving kindnessed and bought another round for the person who lost her keys. loving-kindnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who forgives an obviously bad plan and supplies the money for it. Mandolin became loving-kindnessed and financed Gurjazz's unnecessary midnight journey.
lovinged (/ˈlʌvɪŋd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that affection has become the answer to every practical question.