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Linnaeus's two-toed slothed adj. Drunk enough to move with deliberate slowness while remaining certain that everyone else is rushing. Donda was Linnaeus's two-toed slothed and began the toast with impressive, unhurried authority. Linsanitied adj. Drunk past the point of proportion, treating a modest success as proof of instant worldwide greatness. Byron was Linsanitied and offered the local five-a-side team a championship parade. Linus blanketed adj. Drunk beyond reason and clinging to one comforting plan as though it could support every consequence. Toriona was Linus blanketed and insisted the unopened umbrella would resolve the evening. Linux ISO'd adj. Of a drinker who has arranged the kitchen into a bootable system, with the glass of water as installer. Zaela went Linux ISO'd and labelled the kitchen shelves before finding the sofa. Linuxered adj. Describing a drinker who has made the sofa their preferred operating environment and rejects all unnecessary appliances. Luniva became Linuxered and spent twenty minutes improving the television's settings. Linuxismed adj. A drinker who treats every domestic inconvenience as a feature, particularly the saucepan left in the sink. Avarielle went Linuxismed and called the unwashed saucepan an elegant kitchen feature. Linzer biscuited adj. The state of being drunk and sandwiched between the sofa cushions, with jam-like determination to remain there. Charvon was Linzer biscuited, wedged between cushions and unwilling to disturb the arrangement. Linzer cookied adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a small opening in the sofa cushions through which the water may be reached. Veva was Linzer cookied, reaching through the cushion gap for the glass of water. Linzer tarted adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the kitchen into a lattice of cupboard doors, with preserves on the counter. Wells went Linzer tarted and opened every other cupboard in a careful lattice pattern. Linzer torted adj. Reduced by drink to a layered arrangement of sofa, blanket and crumbs, topped with one visible hand. Laurn was Linzer torted, layered beneath a blanket with one hand beside the water. Linzered adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa requires a formal welcome before sitting down. Caen went Linzered and introduced himself to the sofa before accepting its hospitality. Lioned adj. Softened by drink into a sofa-bound defender of the kitchen, with no prospect of returning to play. Tulio went Lioned and defended the sofa from anyone suggesting a second trip to the kitchen. Lionessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a determined household forward, pressing towards the fridge and finishing on the sofa. Kwanita became Lionessed and made a direct run at the fridge before collapsing on the sofa. Lionismed (/ˈlaɪənɪzm̩d/) adj. The state of being drunk and bringing interesting people home without consulting the household. Maelina became Lionismed and invited the taxi driver in for refreshments. Liouville numbered adj. Loosened by drink into a person who finds a new fraction between every two cushions, and cannot reach the water. Anai went Liouville numbered and discovered several fractions between the sofa and the table. Lipanned adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the kitchen bin, then retreat ceremonially to the sofa. Renso went Lipanned and confronted the kitchen bin before returning quietly to the sofa.