lovingkindnessed
low breathinged

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lovingkindnessed (/lʌ.vɪŋˈkʌɪnd.nɪsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to excusing every foolish decision as an act of mercy. lovingnessed adj. Softened by drink into finding benevolence in every stranger and wisdom in every suggestion. Izzabellah got lovingnessed and adopted the bartender's poor directions as sound life advice.
lovirided adj. Sharpened by drink into prescribing antiviral treatment for an entirely social difficulty. Dowell got lovirided and recommended medication when Aazan merely looked tired. lovoed adj. Loosened by drink into treating the nearest shallow hollow as a traditional oven. Saline got lovoed and began burying sandwiches beneath the flowerbed. lovozerited adj. Emboldened by drink to identify a complicated mineral from its colour and order a sample for the table. lovviedomed adj. Too drunk to leave the theatrical sphere, even when the pub contains no stage. Tennell was lovviedomed and delivered the drinks order as though opening night depended on it. lovyered adj. Drunk in a way that turns every morning-after apology into a declaration of lifelong devotion. low C'd adj. Having drunk enough to hum a basement note whenever asked where the water is. low Churchmanned adj. Having drunk enough to turn a plain pint into a matter of personal conviction. Preeti got low Churchmanned and defended the ordinary bitter as though addressing a congregation. low Earth orbited adj. Having drunk more than enough to circle the sofa, maintaining contact with Earth only intermittently. low Fowler'sed adj. You have drunk enough to recline at a modest angle and regard the ceiling as treatment. Shandiin was low Fowler'sed, propped against cushions while the kettle approached usefulness. low back mergered adj. Of a drinker who has combined every vowel into one comfortable sound while reaching for the sofa. low backed adj. Of a drinker: settled against the sofa with the lower part of the body no longer negotiating. low blocked adj. A drinker who has occupied the bottom step and made further household progress unlikely. Darisha was low blocked beside the sofa, with the kitchen still technically available. low blowed adj. A drinker so far gone that retrieving a dropped napkin becomes an unfair contest with gravity. Chanese was low blowed, defeated by the cushion and the distance to the floor.
low breathinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and breathing from somewhere considerably below where decisions are usually made. Zakylah arrived home low breathinged, horizontal before the door had fully closed.