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low seasonned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the quietest part of the evening for an ideal time to expand operations. Andreita went low seasonned and opened negotiations with an empty table after midnight. low side windowed adj. Sharpened by drink into addressing the skirting board as though it were a mediaeval architectural feature. Gibran grew low side windowed and delivered a sermon to the wall near the floor. low sided adj. Drunk by closing time, and suddenly horizontal while travelling with the confidence of a motorcycle. Gerdie went low sided outside the pub, sliding neatly beneath the dignity of the evening. low spiritsed adj. Emboldened by drink to regard melancholy as a personal achievement and announce it repeatedly. low steelled adj. Slowed by drink to a softness that no sudden cooling, or sudden request, can remedy. Kendralyn was low steelled and took several minutes to harden her position on pudding. low surrogated adj. Drunk and communicating in fragments, each missing the lower portion of a much larger thought. low teaed adj. Drunk to the point where a formal afternoon meal culminates in biscuits taken seriously. Xyra grew low teaed and requested a napkin for a single digestive biscuit. low tided adj. Drunk past the point of remaining at full height, with the evening receding around the ankles. Leatha went low tided and spent ten minutes waiting for the carpet to return. low voice squareded adj. Drunk in a way that doubles the solemn murmur until even agreement sounds like an echo. Maikayla grew low voice squareded and repeated her toast in an increasingly subterranean register. low voiced adj. Drunk beyond ordinary speech into a slow, inverted murmur directed at nobody in particular. Ona became low voiced and addressed the television in a deliberately reduced register. low watered adj. Drunk to the extent of reaching the coast's lowest point and waiting there for the tide of sense. Remi became low watered and regarded the cellar steps as an attractive shoreline. low wined adj. Drunk since last orders, and distilled into a potent remainder best handled without ceremony. low yo-yoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and sacrificing altitude for speed whenever the conversation turns. Sheana became low yo-yoed and descended sharply across the table to intercept the crisps. low-T'd adj. Drunk enough to lose both ambition and the distinction between a chair and a resting place. low-background leaded adj. Still drunk, and radiating so little certainty that sensitive instruments would struggle to detect it. Shylan was low-background leaded, radiating so little certainty that even the barman looked concerned. low-background steelled adj. Too drunk to register clearly, yet sufficiently metallic in resolve to remain beside the empty table.