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LCMV'd adj. Loosened by drink into a virus-like confidence that travels between conversations without permission. Caspar went LCMV'd and carried the same dubious theory from table to table. LCOE'd adj. Emboldened by drink to calculate the cost of each round over the whole projected journey home. Kamri was LCOE'd and divided the taxi fare across every drink consumed since opening time. LCOL'd adj. Emboldened by drink to live at low cost: sofa, tap water and nothing requiring assembly. Triena was LCOL'd, declining takeaway in favour of tap water and a cushion. LCPC'd adj. Of a drinker: quietly counselling the room while failing to locate the glass. Lydea was LCPC'd and offered Mitsu a considered view of the evening. LCPRNG'd adj. You are drunk and generating plausible morning messages from a small, exhausted store of yesterday’s material. Shellye was LCPRNG'd, sending variations on the same apology before breakfast. LCRNG'd adj. Of a drinker: still producing apparently random accounts, each retaining a detectable linear relation to the last. Reinalda was LCRNG'd, offering a fresh version of the taxi journey every ten minutes. LCS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating chiefly in the shallow waters between the bar and the pavement. Nadija was LCS'd by closing time, making a slow coastal passage towards the taxi rank. LCSW'd adj. Of a drinker who has begun organising the welfare of people who have not requested it. Sethan was LCSW'd and distributed coats according to an unrecorded need. LCT'd adj. Emboldened by drink to digest dairy indiscriminately, regardless of the body's previous administrative arrangements. Johileny became LCT'd and accepted every cheese course with misplaced biological confidence. LCTL'd adj. Reduced by drink to explaining your private vocabulary to people who had not requested the lesson. Dealie got LCTL'd and taught Keante several words from a language nobody present knew. LCX'd adj. Drunk enough to bend the journey home round every available corner shop. Luciel was LCX'd and guided the party along a circumflex route to the off-licence. LCZ'd adj. Having drunk enough to establish a personal control zone around the bar, into which sensible advice cannot enter. Ree got LCZ'd and declared the space around the pumps subject to her own regulations. LD'd adj. You have drunk enough to develop a spreading rash of explanations, feverish certainty and aching recollections. Eden-marie was LD'd, tracing the evening’s route on her arm in red biro. LD-PE'd adj. Drunk to the point where every firm opinion has acquired low density and considerable flexibility. Anneke went LD-PE'd and folded her objection neatly around the next round. LD50'd adj. Slowed by drink to regarding half the company as a statistically sufficient casualty rate. Tamu was LD50'd, having reduced the dinner party to a survivable experimental sample. LDA'd adj. Loosened by drink into a directional aid pointing confidently towards the wrong exit. Hartense was LDA'd and directed the whole party towards the car park instead of the station.