Liparianed
Lisfranc jointed

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Liparianed adj. Slowed by drink to the speed at which crossing the sitting room becomes an evening's principal undertaking. Myosha went Liparianed and took the entire interval to reach the glass of water. Lipizzanered adj. Drunk to the point where reaching the glass of water becomes a formal display of balance and restraint. Marychristina went Lipizzanered and approached the water with ceremonial precision.
Lipizzanned adj. Drunk and performing an intricate, high-stepping passage between the coffee table and the sofa. Dheeksha went Lipizzanned and high-stepped around the coffee table without improving her position. Lipowitz's alloyed adj. Drunk enough to become briefly fluid beside the radiator, then solid again around the glass of water. Tunja went Lipowitz's alloyed beside the radiator and re-formed around the glass of water. Lippes looped adj. Drunk past the point of a straight route, circling the kitchen twice before settling into the sofa. Doss went Lippes looped and circled the kitchen twice before locating the sofa. Lipschitz conditioned adj. Drunk beyond the point where every movement across the room remains proportionate to the distance attempted. Bidwell went Lipschitz conditioned and took six minutes to move the two steps towards water. Lipschitz continuitied adj. Drunk in a way that preserves a smooth domestic transition from upright by the sink to horizontal on the sofa. Brynt went Lipschitz continuitied, descending smoothly from the sink to the sofa. Liptauered adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen spread is applied generously to toast, sleeve and nearby paperwork. Yasmine went Liptauered and spread cheese across the toast, her sleeve and the shopping list. Lisaed (/ˈliːsəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every small screen as a historic personal computer. Ornaith was Lisaed and asked the children where they kept the floppy disks. Lisawed adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempted sentence divides into several unfinished routes. Jorell was Lisawed and abandoned three explanations before reaching the noun. Lisbonered adj. Drunk to the extent of speaking softly to the sofa and requesting permission from the kettle. Yacquelin went Lisbonered and asked the sofa whether the kettle was ready. Lisbonited (/ˈlɪz.bə.naɪtd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a sweet glass and now negotiating the sofa as though it were a civic appointment. Amanjit went Lisbonited and scheduled the journey from sofa to water for after midnight. Lisbonned (/ˈlɪzbənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the sofa becomes a warm harbour and the pale glass of water a distant lighthouse. Wyllow went Lisbonned and regarded the sofa as harbour while the water stood beyond reach. Lisch noduled adj. Drunk since last orders, and furnished with a small, fixed certainty that the glass of water is watching. Reneda went Lisch noduled and stared at the water until the sofa reclaimed her. Lisfranc fractured adj. Drunk by the third round, and walking as though the route from kitchen to sofa has come apart at the foot. Trill went Lisfranc fractured and crossed the kitchen in sections before reaching the sofa.
Lisfranc jointed adj. Reduced by drink to a series of small, hinged decisions, each leading no further than the next table. Olivya spent the evening making Lisfranc jointed progress towards the lavatory, one careful turn at a time.