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lowlinessed adj. Of a drinker: reduced by the morning after to the property of being thoroughly unassuming. Telissa was lowlinessed, speaking softly and occupying the least inconvenient corner. lowlinged adj. Of a drinker who has reached commonerly depths before breakfast and shows no wish to rise. Iretha was lowlinged, accepting the kitchen stool as the full extent of her authority. lowmindednessed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken poor taste for candour. Jaxstin got lowmindednessed and offered an assessment nobody had requested. lowned (/lʌund/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has exchanged useful employment for leaning against the nearest wall. Moree stood lowned beside the coat stand, having retired from all practical duties. lownessed adj. A drinker who has been brought low by the evening and remains there through breakfast. Jonai was lownessed, seated on the kitchen floor with a glass of water. lowpassed adj. The state of being drunk and retaining only the lower frequencies of speech by morning. lowrider bicycled adj. Drunk by the third round, and sitting so confidently on the saddle that dismounting seems unnecessary. Dabne went lowrider bicycled and tried to coast through the bar without touching the floor. lowridered adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the safest route home is the one requiring the least clearance. Jenson-john went lowridered and attempted to drive beneath the railway barrier. lowridinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every questionable shortcut as a demonstration of driving style. Bakr got lowridinged and proposed taking the car across the bowling green. lowried (/ˈlɒɹid/) adj. Still drunk, and occupying the open part of the carriage as though it were a private office. Elexys arrived lowried and announced the empty freight wagon was his reserved compartment. lowrised adj. Slowed by drink to a few careful floors of progress. lowroaded adj. Drunk by the third round, and willing to reach the destination by the least seemly route. Fynnley was lowroaded before the quiz began, already appealing to the host's lower instincts. lowsided adj. Softened by drink into sliding along the floor with the dignity of a fallen motorcycle. Jamala became lowsided and negotiated the hallway at ground level. lowstanded adj. Too drunk to recognise that the floor has fallen away from the original plan. Aatif went lowstanded and stepped confidently into the ornamental pond. lowthed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake reduced elevation for a deliberate position of authority. Josselin became lowthed and addressed the skirting board as a subordinate. loxP'd adj. You are drunk and arranging every conversation into precise repeating segments with no useful outcome. Raegyn went loxP'd and divided the toast into matching genetic intervals.