loxapined
loxoribined

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loxapined adj. Of a drinker: convinced the room has become a treatment ward and prescribing calmness to strangers. loxed (/lɒksd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard cured fish as both supper and a sound basis for policy.
loxiaed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a sharply crossed beak for a persuasive instrument of negotiation. loxismed adj. Describing a drinker who has selected an argument about race as the evening's least necessary certainty. loxisted adj. A drinker who has mistaken a personal grievance for a complete political doctrine. Breh went loxisted and attempted to recruit the bar staff between rounds. loxodographed adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home is being recorded faithfully despite having no fixed course. Mckenli got loxodographed and drew his journey home across the receipt. loxodonted adj. The state of being drunk and equipped, conversationally, to leave permanent marks on every subject encountered. loxodromed (/ˈlɒksədɹəʊmd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who maintains one confident heading while steadily missing every destination. Vanshika became loxodromed and walked at a constant angle away from the taxi rank. loxodromicked (/lɒksəˈdɹɒmɪkd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps a steady conversational angle while crossing every subject on the way. Reakwon went loxodromicked and reached politics without once changing direction. loxodromied adj. The drunkenness of one who follows a constant bearing through every conversation and arrives nowhere intended. Debarah was loxodromied, crossing the party by a fixed conversational angle. loxodromismed adj. Reduced by drink to tracing a steady curve towards a destination that keeps moving sideways. Joelia became loxodromismed and followed the corridor's gentle curve into the broom cupboard. loxommatided adj. Softened by drink into a primitive creature with ancient eyes and no convincing plan for returning home. Maurene went loxommatided and stared across the pub as though it had recently emerged from marshland. loxonematided adj. Sharpened by drink into an extinct-looking gastropod, advancing slowly but with misplaced certainty. Nabile became loxonematided and pursued the bar in a patient spiral. loxonematoided adj. Loosened by drink into a gastropod-like wanderer, resembling the route home only in outline. Algird went loxonematoided and left a winding trail of abandoned coat-check tickets. loxoprofened adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge discomfort directly, usually by volunteering for an unnecessary task.
loxoribined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a chemical imitation, while remaining confident the message is getting through.