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lubisprostoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying the same consequences under a slightly different label. Avrai was lubisprostoned, ordering crisps with the urgency of a medical prescription. lublinited adj. Drunk by closing time, and chalky with certainty about matters nobody has asked you to settle. Keyrin was lublinited, pale and resolute about the correct arrangement of the bar stools. luboked adj. Still drunk, and telling simple, brightly drawn stories to anyone near the fruit machine. Lilar remained luboked, illustrating the night’s events with crisps and a beer mat. lubratoriumed adj. Too drunk to drive, but sufficiently convinced that the car merely needs attention before it can proceed. Shue was lubratoriumed and asked the landlord to service the hatchback before calling a taxi. lubricanted (/ˈluːbɹɪkəntd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating every disagreement as a surface requiring careful application. lubricating oiled adj. Emboldened by drink to service the machinery of ordinary life, beginning with the kettle. Gustav got lubricating oiled and offered to improve the kettle’s performance with cooking oil. lubrication paymented adj. Drunk and offering small inducements to any official capable of accelerating the journey home. Cariana became lubrication paymented and offered the doorman two coins to expedite her coat. lubricationed (/ˌluː.bɹɪˈkeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every movement generates considerable warmth and little progress. lubricatored adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation receives an unnecessary application of assistance. lubricinned adj. Drunk enough to regard the joints of the body as a public amenity requiring maintenance. Kaori was lubricinned and recommended a smoother gait to everyone at the table. lubriciousnessed adj. Drunk past the point of reliable traction, particularly when approaching a chair. Bethanne became lubriciousnessed and slid the final foot towards the sofa. lubricitied (/luːˈbɹɪsɪtid/) adj. Drunk beyond the point at which surfaces, intentions, and trousers remain dependable. lubrifactioned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every attempted task proceed smoothly until it does not. lubrificationed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary resistance has been removed from both objects and judgement. lubritoriumed adj. Drunk to a degree that requires a service station, preferably one equipped for small cars. lubro-coolinged adj. You have drunk enough to apply a soothing remedy to every heated enterprise, whether asked or not. Trennen became lubro-coolinged and offered oil and cold water to the argument.