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Lisfranc ligamented adj. Softened by drink into a tenuous connection between the bar and whatever lies beyond it. Joaovitor was Lisfranc ligamented, attached to the second round by the thinnest possible argument. Lisowczyked adj. Sharpened by drink into a lightly mounted nuisance, quick to charge the crisps and vanish. Melessia went Lisowczyked after the third round and raided every bowl within reach. Lispered adj. Loosened by drink into a programmer who explains every pub conversation as though it were code. Kosten got Lispered and spent ten minutes debugging the landlord's perfectly ordinary question. Lissajous curved adj. Emboldened by drink to trace elaborate paths between the bar, the loos and the same vacant stool. Monteen became Lissajous curved and reached the gents by way of three unnecessary circuits. Lissajous figured adj. Slowed by drink to follow two independent trains of thought, neither arriving at the same time. Zakiah was Lissajous figured, discussing darts while gradually reconstructing the biscuit selection. Lissajous knotted adj. Drunk and proceeding by several crossings at once, with no clear route back to the bar. Eisley left the snug Lissajous knotted and became entangled with two chairs and a coat stand. Lissajous orbited adj. Drunk to the point where you circle the same conversation without needing anyone to propel you. Erice was Lissajous orbited, returning to the matter of sausages whenever the conversation escaped it. Lissajous projectioned adj. Drunk enough to cast a graceful, looping account of the evening across every available surface. Jamyis became Lissajous projectioned and illustrated his route home across the pub wall. Lister's river snailed adj. Drunk past the point of haste, leaving a broad, deliberate trail between the tap and the door. Donaeo was Lister's river snailed, taking the full length of the bar to collect one lager. Listerismed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary remedies, requiring careful handling and a clean glass of water. Evening was Listerismed by midnight, and the barmaid prescribed toast with professional seriousness. Listing numbered adj. Drunk in a way that counts each separate failure to stand as an independent event. Nasiriyah was Listing numbered, recording four distinct encounters with the same bar stool. Lisued adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person quietly present but geographically uncertain. Rikiyah was Lisued by last orders, standing beside the bar while searching for it. Liszt fevered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every piano-shaped noise as a significant musical event. Bonnie-mai became Liszt fevered and applauded the pub's door buzzer as though it were a concerto. Lisztomaniaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a tune, and prepared to explain its emotional architecture to the whole snug. Rass got Lisztomaniaed and delivered a lengthy lecture on the pianist between mouthfuls of pork pie. Literae Humanioresed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn any pub disagreement into an examination in Latin authors and moral philosophy. Tiela became Literae Humanioresed and cross-examined the barman on Cicero's political judgement. Lithonated adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically committed to remaining calm about the taxi situation. Dorrien was Lithonated, speaking gently while the final taxi disappeared round the corner.