lucumaed
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lucumaed adj. Drunk to the point where a yellow fruit becomes the obvious authority on financial planning. Rechard got lucumaed and proposed funding the holiday through a ceremonial fruit bowl. lucuminned adj. Drunk to the point where every journey home requires a fresh account of its sweetness. Tavare got lucuminned and described the taxi ride as though it were a rare dessert.
lucumoed adj. Drunk enough to issue royal instructions concerning coats, taxis and the next round. lucumoned adj. Drunk past the point of requesting a taxi and into issuing formal transport decrees. Nashua got lucumoned and ordered the taxi rank to proceed without delay. lucuntued adj. Drunk beyond the point where the grass verge is distinguishable from the route home. Asila became lucuntued and followed the pavement into a patch of roadside grass. ludded (/lʌdd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every request for a taxi becomes an address to the bench. Jehonadab got ludded and addressed the taxi driver as though court were in session. luddenited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the drinker green, fixed and faintly metallic beside the cloakroom. luddooed adj. Having drunk enough to become a small, cheerful sphere with no obvious route home. Shaundreka was luddooed and gathered her coat around herself like wrapping paper. luded adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a pill-shaped account of how the evening ended. Shiloah got luded and gave the taxi driver a detailed description of an absent tablet. ludefisked adj. Having drunk more than enough to treat a caustic Nordic supper as a sound basis for further decisions. ludemed adj. Drunk on the strength of a single pub game, with every later decision governed by its rules. ludericked adj. Drunk since last orders, and schooling the queue with the patient movements of a fish. ludibried adj. Drunk by closing time, and making quiet mockery of every coat, taxi and sensible suggestion. Lucassie got ludibried and applauded the taxi rank for its impressive lack of movement. ludibriumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the journey home as a small amusement. Evgenia became ludibriumed and found the bus timetable an unexpectedly entertaining toy. ludibundnessed adj. Still drunk, and treating the walk home as a sportive exchange with every lamppost.
ludicritied adj. Too drunk to recognise that the coat being carried belongs to someone else. Taymour got ludicritied and left the pub wearing a stranger’s remarkably similar overcoat.