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luetinned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the morning after feel like an inconclusive skin test. Shelbylynn looked luetinned over coffee, waiting for the headache to declare itself. lufaxinned adj. Drunk to the extent of waking sticky, bitten, and oddly resistant to sensible remedies. Tallulah woke lufaxinned, scratching at imaginary sand flies before breakfast. lufenuronned adj. Drunk on the strength of something that leaves the morning after requiring veterinary supervision. Kytalin was lufenuronned, and the cat watched breakfast with professional concern. luff tackled adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring several coordinated efforts to bring upright by breakfast. Paxtyn was luff tackled before midnight and needed two cousins to reach the taxi. luffaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and increasingly convinced that every awkward surface can be improved by scrubbing. Maryelle went luffaed and attacked the bar with a napkin. luffariellolided adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically opposed to the morning's ordinary digestive arrangements. Nasir looked luffariellolided, regarding toast as an unnecessarily ambitious experiment. luffed (/lʌfd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still leaning into the morning wind as though it were navigational. Yumara arrived luffed, walking into the breakfast-room draught at an angle. luffered adj. A drinker so far gone that the roof has become an opening, and every passing breeze is welcome. Kitra was luffered by midnight, positioned beneath the pub's roof vent. luffinned adj. Still drunk, and quietly inactivating the household's ribosomes before anyone has found the kettle. lufted adj. Too drunk to protect yourself from the obvious consequences of the evening's final drink. luftgeschaefted (/ˈlʌftɡəˌʃɛftd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to spend the morning performing a meaningless job involving one mug and no progress. Kd was luftgeschaefted by nine, rearranging the same receipts without improving anything. luftmensched adj. Having drunk enough to pursue airy theories while practical matters, including breakfast, remain unpaid. Shaquirra was luftmensched by morning, explaining metaphysics instead of ordering food. lufuradomed adj. Having drunk more than the morning's nervous system can sensibly accommodate. Mckinnley looked lufuradomed, speaking softly to the kettle as though it required reassurance. lug bolted adj. You are drunk and fixed in place, with only the prospect of tea providing outward movement. Kachet sat lug bolted at the kitchen table until someone placed toast within reach. lug nutted adj. Of a drinker: firmly attached to the bed, with the morning's attempts at departure going nowhere. lugadaed adj. Of a drinker who has spent the morning wrapped, folded, and unable to negotiate the stairs. Chloe-paige woke lugadaed, wrapped in a blanket with the solemnity of formal dress.