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Lithosianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and fluttering from one half-heard conversation to another. Goodness was Lithosianed, moving between tables whenever someone mentioned the football. Lithuanian Hounded adj. Still drunk, and following the scent of gravy, lager or a taxi with impressive determination. Hella was Lithuanian Hounded, tracking the smell of chips from the bar to the back door. Lithuanianed (/ˌlɪθ.juˈeɪ.ni.ənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking at length in a language understood chiefly by the bar staff. Karlissa was Lithuanianed by closing time, delivering a fluent toast nobody could translate. Lithuanianizationed adj. Too drunk to leave a conversation in its original form, gradually converting it into pub talk. Shristopher became Lithuanianizationed and turned a discussion of weather into an argument about sausages. Lithuaniannessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a national adjective as a personal condition requiring no explanation. Renji was Lithuaniannessed and raised his glass whenever anyone mentioned the Baltic. Lithuanizationed adj. Having drunk enough to make every ordinary pub custom seem newly and permanently local. Marvel was Lithuanizationed and insisted that the crisps had acquired a distinctly national character. Litorided adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, and now occupying the most conspicuously classical posture available. Mellisia was Litorided, reclining against the bar with an ancient expression and a modern lager. Litted adj. Drunk to the point where every written work in the house seems personally relevant before breakfast. Nayshaun woke Litted and opened three novels to locate an explanation for the headache. Little Bo Peep dressed adj. You have drunk enough to arrive at the pub in a frilled outfit and mislay everyone you came with. Arlo arrived Little Bo Peep dressed and spent an hour looking for friends who were beside him. Little Egypted adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's grand procession consists of one unsteady movement towards the lavatory. Mellina was Little Egypted, making a ceremonial passage between the bar and the lavatory. Little Englanderismed adj. Drunk and satisfied, at last, with the dimensions of whatever room they are currently in. Kieran went Little Englanderismed and declared the snug entirely sufficient for his purposes. Little Englandismed adj. Drunk past the point of international engagement, though still prepared to negotiate over the last pork pie. Taneha was Little Englandismed and conducted trade negotiations over the final pork pie. Little Gemmed adj. Drunk beyond the point of remaining crisp, compact, or suitable for polite company. Lafe was Little Gemmed by supper, wilted beside the salad and speaking with great conviction. Little League home runned adj. Drunk in a way that permits a simple journey home to become an expedition of avoidable errors. Leaf was Little League home runned, reaching the taxi only after several entirely unnecessary errors. Little Leaguered adj. Drunk, with the result that every modest achievement receives a disproportionate and ceremonial celebration. Esthefania was Little Leaguered and applauded herself for locating the correct handbag. Little Mastered adj. Loosened by drink into producing minute, painstaking arrangements from receipts, coasters and other debris. Arihan was Little Mastered, constructing a detailed miniature from three receipts and a lime.