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lumacaftored adj. Drunk to the point where breathing becomes a matter for quiet clinical optimism. lumached adj. Drunk enough to move in little shell-like curls towards the nearest source of sauce. Mirin became lumached and negotiated the buffet by short, determined loops. lumachellaed adj. Drunk past the point of a grey evening remaining grey, with every glass reflecting private colours. lumachelled adj. Drunk beyond ordinary colour, reflecting the pub's lights with unwarranted geological significance. lumaed (/ˈlumad/) adj. Drunk and counting the change in tiny fractions, as though the bar accepted nothing larger. lumaflavanoned adj. Drunk in a way that turns every plant in the beer garden into evidence for a longer explanation. lumasiranned adj. Drunk, with the result that the simplest glass of water is treated as a specialist prescription. Tyquan went lumasiranned and requested water in a labelled tumbler from the barman. lumazine synthased adj. Drunk to the extent of combining unrelated ingredients and expecting a distinguished result. Nadasha was lumazine synthased, mixing stout with lemonade and defending the reaction. lumazined adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every yellow light in the pub seem chemically informative. lumbagoed (/lʌmˈbeɪɡəʊd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a sudden conviction that the lower back has opinions about every chair. lumbalizationed adj. Too drunk to keep the usual number of segments in the lower back, and moving with an extra one. Lotan was lumbalizationed, taking six careful adjustments to stand from the bench. lumbanged adj. Drunk on the strength of a tree, or at least of the confidence acquired while leaning against one. Aviyon was lumbanged, propped against the beer-garden tree and offering timber advice. lumbar ganglioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and directing the body from several small, poorly coordinated centres. lumbar punctured adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring a careful extraction of useful information from the lower back. Jenyce was lumbar punctured, reporting only fragments after rising from the hard bench. lumbar vertebraed adj. Still drunk, and holding the lower back in five distinct negotiations with gravity. lumbared (/ˈlʌm.bɑːd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the lower back like a separate, less cooperative customer. Safeer was lumbared, rising from the bench with the caution of an elderly hinge.