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lumbarizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to possess an extra turn in the spine and still regard this as useful. Jannik was lumbarizationed, bending once more than necessary to retrieve his dropped wallet. lumbayaoed adj. Having drunk enough to stand like valuable timber: rooted, quiet, and unsuitable for carrying indoors. Japreet became lumbayaoed beside the garden gate and declined the taxi with arboreal firmness. lumbed adj. Emboldened by drink to climb the pub stairs and inspect the chimney as though invited. Royster got lumbed and asked whether the chimney had a separate entrance for regulars. lumber jacketed adj. Drunk by the third round, and wrapped in the solemn conviction that flannel constitutes preparedness. lumber pied adj. Drunk and reduced to a seasoned mixture of fragments, held together chiefly by custard. lumber roomed adj. Drunk to the point where you become an inconvenient repository for umbrellas, coats, and one folding chair. Kamyiah was lumber roomed beside the bar, accumulating abandoned belongings. lumber yarded adj. Of a drinker who has been arranged beside the pub, awaiting collection or further processing. Emelio was lumber yarded outside the off-licence, neatly positioned among several crates. lumberdared adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing public revenue from the money in your own pocket. Aurick was lumberdared and began auditing the pub's till with solemn concentration. lumberdomed adj. Drunk beyond the borders of ordinary society, in a realm governed by sawdust and difficult decisions. Shaylin entered lumberdomed territory and proposed a forestry committee for the kitchen. lumbered (/ˈlʌm.bəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the stately pace of timber being delivered, one board at a time. Shakina lumbered through the reception, pausing gravely before each doorway. lumberered adj. Drunk in a way that makes each passage across the room a substantial undertaking. Elliyah lumberered towards the buffet, treating the short journey as an expedition. lumberinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement acquires the dignity of poorly managed machinery. Jazziah lumberinged through the hallway and apologised to the coat stand. lumberingnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that awkwardness becomes the principal organising principle. Sulinda was lumberingnessed, making the simple act of sitting down ceremonious. lumberjack breakfasted adj. Drunk on the strength of a meal substantial enough to suggest forestry, yet ending in pancakes. Augustas was lumberjack breakfasted before noon, fortified against absolutely nothing. lumberjack shirted adj. Drunk since last orders, and dressed as though a logging camp might shortly require assistance. lumberjacked (/ˈlʌm.bə.d͡ʒækd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of felling nothing but the conversation, with considerable effort.