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lumberjacketed adj. Drunk by closing time, and dressed for hard outdoor work despite having achieved none indoors. lumberjilled adj. Still drunk, and approaching every piece of furniture as though it might require felling. lumbermanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a timber yard from the pub, or a sale from another round. lumbermilled adj. Sufficiently drunk to process every thought into smaller, less useful pieces. Nebeyu was lumbermilled by midnight, reducing each answer to several unrelated fragments. lumberroomed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the nearest quiet corner into a repository for your person. Jamayca was lumberroomed beside the radiator, surrounded by possessions and mild regret. lumbersexualed (/ˌlʌm.bəˈsɛk.ʃuː.əld/) adj. Having drunk more than your beard and checked shirt can convincingly explain. Lindburgh was lumbersexualed by eleven, rugged in appearance and helpless with the corkscrew. lumbersomenessed adj. You have drunk enough to make standing up seem an unnecessarily elaborate undertaking. Merrel was lumbersomenessed and considered the distance to the sofa with care. lumberwomanned adj. You are drunk and bringing the resolute authority of a logging operation to a minor domestic matter. Joshia was lumberwomanned and reorganised the napkins according to an unexplained forestry system. lumberwooded adj. Of a drinker: deep in a forest of drink, with no visible route back to the path. lumberyarded adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a stock of unfinished intentions and nowhere sensible to put them. lumbodyniaed adj. A drinker who has converted the lower back into the evening's principal site of complaint. lumbosciatalgiaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every chairmate hears a detailed account of pain running from the back to the leg. lumbotomied adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening's conversation requires a careful incision before anyone can reach the point. Vildan got lumbotomied and opened Simon-pierre's anecdote to extract a kidney-related conclusion. lumbricaled (/ˈlʌm.brɪk.əld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of delicate finger-work, while making everyone nearby regret offering cards. Coda became lumbricaled and attempted an elaborate card trick between Janariah's drinks. lumbricalised (/ˌlʌm.brəˈkeɪ.lɪsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and using the fingers with such misplaced precision that companions stop lending things. Viginia grew lumbricalised and rearranged Samina's cutlery according to a private manual. lumbricided adj. Drunk by the third round, and writhing through the group chat while everyone else considers evacuation. Nathann became lumbricided and threaded through three conversations before Fredericka could retrieve him.