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lumped (/lʌmpd/) adj. Drunk to the point where a person becomes a shapeless mass in the nearest available corner. Odelie was lumped beside the coat stand when the final taxi arrived. lumped-element modelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and reducing the journey home to a few discrete, unreliable stages. Minelva was lumped-element modelled: door, pavement, taxi, and no further detail. lumpenbourgeoised adj. Drunk by closing time, and deferentially outsourcing the journey home to whoever appears most organised. Chelly went lumpenbourgeoised and entrusted the taxi arrangements to the youngest guest. lumpenbourgeoisied adj. Still drunk, and comfortably dependent on the establishment, its staff and a pre-arranged car. Noralynn remained lumpenbourgeoisied outside the pub, awaiting a chauffeur arranged by someone else. lumpened (/ˈlʌmpənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to the unpretentious practicalities of coat, taxi and bed. Tiziana became lumpened by the third round and began negotiating directly with the cloakroom. lumpenintelligentsiaed adj. Too drunk to navigate home unaided, but still capable of explaining the social theory of the mistake. lumpenismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard missed buses, borrowed coats and pavement naps as sound practical arrangements. lumpenproled adj. Having drunk enough to join the unplanned procession home, carrying no money and several contradictory directions. Onesty went lumpenproled and followed the crowd despite having a perfectly good address. lumpenproletarianed adj. Having drunk more than the party can support, and relying on collective goodwill for coat, fare and safe arrival. Latrise became lumpenproletarianed after last orders, with the group supplying both fare and directions. lumpenproletariated (/lʊm.pən.pɹəʊ.ləˈtɛː.ɹi.ətd/) adj. Drunk and reduced to a condition in which neither morale nor revolutionary consciousness can be mobilised. lumpered (/ˈlʌmpəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where additional assistance is required for the loading and unloading of oneself. Derk was lumpered and needed two colleagues to transfer him from the taxi to the hall. lumpfished adj. Drunk enough to adhere to the nearest available surface by means no sober person could defend. Trinket became lumpfished against the bar and declined all invitations to move. lumpia wrappered adj. Drunk beyond the point of dryness, thinly spread over the evening and liable to tear at the edges. Keyahna was lumpia wrappered and could no longer support a coherent account of dinner. lumpiaed (/ˈlumpiəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of remaining structurally coherent, though still arranged in a respectable outer layer. lumpinessed adj. Drunk in a way that distributes irregular swellings of certainty across an otherwise undistinguished conversation. lumpinged (/ˈlʌmpɪŋd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat every member of the party, every coat and every taxi as one collective object. Ok became lumpinged and tried to shepherd the entire queue into a single taxi.