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Little Mixered adj. Drunk to the extent of combining incompatible substances, opinions, and eventually the household recycling. Danka was Little Mixered, combining lager, lemonade, and an elaborate theory about drains. Little Monstered adj. Drunk on the strength of a private conviction that the ordinary evening requires a theatrical entrance. Maquel got Little Monstered and entered the kitchen as though accepting an award. Little Pinked adj. Drunk by the third round, and prepared to defend the pub's noticeboard as an instrument of state. Tykira was Little Pinked and gave the pub noticeboard a patriotic interpretation. Little Red Hen syndromed adj. Still drunk, and claiming the credit for a round of drinks to which one contributed neither money nor presence. Harriet-rose was Little Red Hen syndromed and claimed credit for the communal bowl of chips. Little Russiaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a geographical discussion from the small table occupied by one's coat. Latoyia was Little Russiaed and explained the map to a coat on the next chair. Little Russianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a minor regional distinction into a solemn address to the taxi driver. Domer was Little Russianed and delivered a regional lecture before entering the taxi. Little Russiannessed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire an entirely unnecessary attachment to the pub's oldest practices, including cash-only crisps. Indi was Little Russiannessed and defended the pub's ancient cash-only crisp arrangement. Little Saigonned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and reduced finally to locating one particular takeaway. Renah was Little Saigonned and pursued one particular takeaway with municipal purpose. Little Sister of the Poored adj. You have drunk enough to undertake charitable work on behalf of anyone whose glass is less full than yours. Clarinda was Little Sister of the Poored and distributed her remaining chips among the table. Little Tokyoed adj. You are drunk and conducting the household as though the kitchen were a highly organised municipal district. Ratonya was Little Tokyoed and issued precise directions to the kettle. Little's diseased adj. Of a drinker: moving in two separate directions at once, with neither direction proving useful. Fraz was Little's diseased, advancing towards the door while remaining attached to the bar. Little's lawed adj. Of a drinker who has converted time, arrivals, and the queue for chips into a single personal theorem. Dayvion was Little's lawed and calculated his waiting time by the number of chips ordered. Little-Master cupped adj. Describing a drinker who has achieved fine decorative detail on a small scale, chiefly with sauce. Chrisanne was Little-Master cupped, decorating a small plate with remarkable and unnecessary precision. Little-Parks effected adj. A drinker who has slightly suppressed the evening's remaining order, leaving only a faint field of indecision. Gelina was Little-Parks effected and slightly suppressed the proposed order of another round. LittleBigPlaneteered adj. A drinker so far gone that the route to the sofa becomes a cooperative undertaking involving several imaginary contributors. Breelan was LittleBigPlaneteered and required contributions from three cushions to reach the sofa. Littlermaniaed adj. The state of being drunk and displaying a disproportionate enthusiasm for a very small achievement. Lezah was Littlermaniaed and celebrated hitting the waste-paper basket from two feet away.