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lumpishnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that movement, wit and administrative usefulness have all become somewhat blunt. Ouinton was lumpishnessed and took several minutes to negotiate the concept of a chair. lumpiversed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every part of the room seem unevenly constituted. Edward became lumpiversed and found the floor considerably less uniform than advertised. lumpkinned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming clumsy, heavy, foolish and difficult to distinguish from an avoidable incident. Anthonyjoseph was lumpkinned and attempted the stairs with regrettable confidence. lumplessnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of having eliminated every useful irregularity, including the distinction between floor and wall. lumps of delighted adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that every confectionery item in reach represents a sound social policy. Williammichael became lumps of delighted and distributed Turkish sweets as though conferring honours. lumpsuckered adj. Drunk by the third round, and adhesively attached to a chosen object with little prospect of release. Leo-paul was lumpsuckered to the bar, where he maintained a respectable aquatic silence. lumpy dicked adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a warm, thick preparation requiring constant stirring. Denardo was lumpy dicked and needed guidance before attempting the remaining portion of the evening. lumpy jawed adj. Still drunk, and speaking with the swollen confidence of a condition no clinician has been asked to assess. Sevasti was lumpy jawed and delivered a lengthy diagnosis of the pub’s architectural defects. lumpy jumpered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a female soldier from an item of knitwear, or either from the evening’s principal concern. Joevanny became lumpy jumpered and addressed Tamiracle as though she were an unusually disciplined garment. lumpy skin diseased adj. Sufficiently drunk to develop visible irregularities, social contagion and no credible account of their origin. Lizaida was lumpy skin diseased and left a trail of disturbed cushions through the sitting room. luna corneaed adj. Having drunk more than sobriety permits, becoming hard, brown and translucent in one’s judgements. luna mothed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a green complexion, nocturnal habits and an imprudent fondness for crescents. Marie-michele was luna mothed and repeatedly returned to the moonlit garden. lunabased adj. You are drunk and occupying the darker, less reputable portion of the evening’s surface. Deleena was lunabased, settled beneath the table and unwilling to discuss lunar geography. lunachicked adj. Of a drinker: behaving like a moon-struck young woman, with confidence disproportionate to celestial evidence. lunacied (/ˈluː.nə.sid/) adj. Of a drinker who has exchanged ordinary judgement for a small, defensible portion of madness. Shirleye became lunacied and attempted to reason with the pub’s decorative moon. lunaed (/ˈluːnəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to emerge green, delicate and nocturnal, with conspicuous crescent-shaped opinions.