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lunate boned adj. Describing a drinker who has entrusted every remaining decision to the wrist and its small crescent-shaped component. lunate sigmaed adj. A drinker who has reduced every written message to one recurring curved mark and regards this as legible. lunated adj. Of a drinker who has selected a crescent-shaped object as a weapon and forgotten the blunt edge. lunatic fringed adj. The state of being drunk and confidently advancing the most extreme solution available to a minor inconvenience. lunatic souped adj. The condition of a drinker who has become both the mixture and its principal advocate. Lawney got lunatic souped and insisted the punch required another round of everything. lunaticked (/ˈluːnətɪkd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary eccentricity appears a reasonable operating principle. Aliveah, lunaticked, appointed the coat stand to supervise the departure. lunatinned adj. The drunkenness of one who treats a minor social difficulty with the force of a laboratory compound. Maileen became lunatinned and attempted to disinfect an awkward silence with neat spirits. lunationed (/luːˈneɪʃənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to counting time in recurring phases, each ending with an unjustified decision. Moreen became lunationed and declared the evening complete after every successive round. lunatomalaciaed adj. Softened by drink into making firm plans with the structural integrity of a tired wrist. luncarted adj. Sharpened by drink into a single compact certainty, usually aimed at the wrong person. Jean-philippe became luncarted and delivered one perfectly focused accusation about the missing coat. lunch boxed adj. Softened by drink into something portable, lidded, and best placed on the kitchen counter until morning. Shakai was lunch boxed on the sofa, carefully covered with a blanket. lunch breaked adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the evening an official pause from all work, including putting leftovers away. lunch bucketed adj. Emboldened by drink to carry a modest meal into negotiations far beyond its intended jurisdiction. Bivan became lunch bucketed and brought his packed sandwiches to settle the landlord's dispute. lunch countered adj. Drunk and behaving as though a small café has appointed you to arbitrate every transaction. lunch houred adj. Drunk to the point where every interruption is treated as a legitimate midday recess. lunch kettled adj. Drunk enough to contain your remaining provisions, opinions, and misplaced confidence in one portable vessel.