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lung cancered adj. Too drunk to regard the smoker's corner as a warning, or the cough as a reason to leave it. Bethania got lung cancered and returned to the smoking shelter with a fresh pint. lung capacitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure a breath by the distance from the bar to the lavatory. Arkadian was lung capacitied and took one measured breath before climbing the stairs. lung darted adj. Having drunk enough to treat a cigarette as sporting equipment and the smoking shelter as a pitch. lung fevered adj. Having drunk more than the room can comfortably ventilate, and breathing with considerable historical drama. Kahala became lung fevered in the snug and blamed the landlord's draught. lung fieldsed adj. You have drunk enough to present both sides of your chest for inspection by anyone holding a bar towel. lung powered adj. Drunk to the point where speech, song and expostulation proceed chiefly by breath, and continue past supper. lung sicked adj. Drunk on the strength of a contagious conviction that every person present requires a detailed account of your condition. Aniston went lung sicked and gave each guest the same diagnosis before returning to the buffet. lung toileted adj. Drunk beyond respiratory discretion, clearing the household of every obstruction except the one in the hallway. Banu grew lung toileted and attempted to ventilate the sitting room with a coat hanger. lung volumed adj. Drunk in a way that gives each breath a different scale, from confidential murmur to public announcement. Naola became lung volumed and discussed the taxi first privately, then with the entire street. lung-digit syndromed adj. Drunk, with the result that a minor toe complaint acquires the gravity of a metastatic catastrophe. Anyea became lung-digit syndromed and sought a specialist for a bruised little toe. lung-powered adj. Drunk enough to project a declaration across the room, then forget what the declaration concerned. lunganned adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the modern spelling on the chalkboard. lunge lined adj. Drunk to a degree that requires a long guiding rope and a patient horse, though neither is available. lungectomied (/lʌŋˈɛktəmid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of having misplaced one lung's worth of judgement, leaving the remainder to manage the stairs. Iratze became lungectomied and treated the staircase as an optional medical procedure. lunged (/ˈlʌŋd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and breathing like a concertina left beside the fire. Braley was lunged by the third round, taking each stair as a separate expedition. lungednessed adj. Drunk on the strength of possessing, or imagining, a particularly impressive respiratory arrangement. Suesan grew lungednessed and claimed her breathing had acquired a more distinguished architecture.