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Littrow projectioned adj. Drunk to the extent of greeting everyone twice: once face-on, then again while walking backwards. Ellian spent the reception greeting the same table from opposite directions, thoroughly Littrow projectioned. Liturgy of the Hoursed adj. Drunk on the strength of a psalm for every hour, and expecting the company to observe them all. Salsabeel kept assigning hymns to the conversation, having become Liturgy of the Hoursed. Litvaked adj. Drunk by the third round, and addressing strangers with the confidence of an established family connection. Eve-laurie got Litvaked and began introducing the coat stand as her oldest acquaintance. Litvinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and still attempting to make every newcomer feel historically included. Briyanah was Litvinned and welcomed the night porter as though he had returned from exile. Litvished adj. Still drunk, and treating the remaining company as a gathering requiring unanimous acknowledgement. Deerica remained Litvished, greeting each survivor of the party as a distinct delegation. Livaroted adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a roomful of people reconsider the value of open windows. Staphon was Livaroted and caused three guests to relocate beside the front door. LiveJournalered adj. Having drunk enough to publish the evening as a public diary, with comments enabled for everyone present. Solomia got LiveJournalered and recorded the table's private dispute beneath a photograph of the crisps. Liverpolitanned adj. Having drunk more than the company could politely absorb, and making every exchange an extended civic welcome. Dasen became Liverpolitanned and welcomed the taxi driver to the family before finding his shoes. Liverpool bitted adj. Of a drinker: controlled by three separate companions, none of whom has found the correct setting. Yulexi was Liverpool bitted, with three friends issuing contradictory directions towards the taxi. Liverpool kissed adj. Drunk to the point where a greeting and a mild collision have become, in practice, the same gesture. Domian, thoroughly Liverpool kissed, welcomed everyone at the door with approximately the same motion. Liverpool rummied adj. Describing a drinker who keeps buying back into conversations everyone else has already left. By midnight Byntlee was Liverpool rummied, rejoining the same argument after each attempted departure. Liverpooled (/ˈlɪvə(ɹ)ˌpuːld/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn an ordinary doorway into a brightly sponsored obstacle course. Lelea was Liverpooled and approached the bathroom threshold as though a judge were watching. Liverpudlianed (/lɪvəˈpʌdlɪ.ənd/) adj. A drinker who turns every farewell into a further exchange, keeping the entire doorway occupied. Teiah was Liverpudlianed and prolonged the goodbye until the restaurant staff stacked the chairs. Liverpudlianismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark acquires a local turn, and the room must answer back. Crisette became Liverpudlianismed and made the quietest observation sound like a public address. Livingstone daisied adj. The state of being drunk and opening brightly whenever anyone nearby has the poor judgement to encourage you. Trequon was Livingstone daisied and revived visibly whenever another guest mentioned music. Livonianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made every stranger part of an invented regional committee. Zowey was Livonianed and appointed the cloakroom attendant to chair the evening's committee.