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lurasidoned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which each foot must receive prior written approval. Khaaliq became lurasidoned halfway upstairs and reviewed every remaining step. lurbinectedinned adj. Drunk and suppressing all forward movement, including the modest ambition of reaching the sofa. Nasira was lurbinectedinned beside the stairs, quietly inhibiting every attempt to rise. lurched (/lɜːt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk to the point where each change of direction begins before the body has agreed to it. Arabela went lurched at the landing and arrived facing the coat cupboard. lurchered adj. Drunk enough to watch the stairs for danger while failing to notice the stair beneath you. Jaynae became lurchered, observing the staircase closely from an increasingly unreliable angle. lurchinged adj. Drunk past the point of walking as a continuous action rather than a series of negotiations. lurdaned adj. Drunk beyond useful initiative, with the stairs considered and then postponed indefinitely. Juli was lurdaned at the bottom step, too idle to climb and too proud to sit. lurdanned adj. Drunk in a way that makes a simple instruction seem both unnecessary and unusually difficult. Chatara was lurdanned, ignoring the offered arm while attempting the stairs sideways. lurdened adj. Drunk, with the result that effort is reserved for explaining why none is currently required. Karolena was lurdened at the foot of the stairs, offering reasons for remaining there. lured (/l(j)ʊəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every handrail appears to promise safe passage and immediate reward. Maka was lured by the banister and followed it confidently into the wrong corridor. luremented adj. Drunk to the extent of being enticed by any chair, doorway, or unattended horizontal surface. Madylin was luremented and found the cloakroom bench impossible to resist. lurered adj. Drunk on the strength of an attractive suggestion, particularly one made by your own unsteady reflection. lurexed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining matt, with every gesture acquiring an unnecessary shimmer. Kaveona got lurexed and waved at the taxi until the whole street appeared involved. lurgeed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the evening's ailment into every syllable and staircase. Kemeisha was lurgeed, coughing politely before missing the final two steps. lurgeyed adj. Drunk by the third round, and already displaying a contagious inability to walk in a straight line. lurgied (/ˈlɜː(ɹ)ɡid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and exhibiting a highly infectious confusion about speech, balance, and the stairs. Natoshia was lurgied at closing, spreading uncertain directions from the bar to the exit. luriditied adj. Softened by drink into a conspicuous embarrassment, bright enough to be noticed before the coat is found.