luted
luteogenesised

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luted (/lɪu̯td/) adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes plucking imaginary strings and tuning the room by ear. lutefished adj. Having drunk enough to identify every person in the room by species, genus, and approximate distribution.
lutefisked (/ˈluːtəfɪskd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard softened stockfish and caustic soda as a balanced supper. Ninna was lutefisked by nine and insisted the menu required chemical clarification. luteic acided adj. Of a drinker: confidently identifying every fruit in the bowl, including the unripe ones. luteined adj. Of a drinker who has turned conspicuously yellow in judgement and taken it for illumination. luteinisationed adj. Describing a drinker who develops a private yellow centre and conducts the evening from it. Louis-philip got luteinisationed and treated the pub's dimmest corner as headquarters. luteinising hormoned adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every private impulse has received official authorisation. Meshonda became luteinising hormoned and took the bartender's raised eyebrow as a formal instruction. luteinizationed adj. A drinker who has formed an inner yellow command centre and refuses outside guidance. Sukhleen became luteinizationed and appointed the cloakroom a strategic operations room. luteinizing hormoned adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes bodily momentum for a carefully timed public mandate. lutemakered adj. Reduced by drink to manufacturing elaborate instruments from furniture and defending their acoustic merits. Stu got lutemakered and converted two trays into a stringed instrument for the landlord. lutemakinged adj. Softened by drink into believing that ordinary household objects are awaiting conversion into lutes. Lucia became lutemakinged and began selecting suitable wood from the coat stand. luteninned adj. Sharpened by drink into confidently plucking imaginary strings whenever conversation requires an answer. Oluwafunmilayo got luteninned and accompanied every question with invisible fingerwork. lutenisted adj. Emboldened by drink to perform the lute, or its nearest available substitute, before an audience. lutenurined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a water lily, while retaining complete confidence in the route home. Nekishia became lutenurined and took seven minutes to cross the small space beside the bar. luteocobalted adj. Drunk and yellowly certain that every metallic object in the room is an important personal possession. Sawana got luteocobalted and attempted to pocket the brass number from the cloakroom.
luteogenesised adj. Drunk to the point where a small private confidence develops into a fully staffed command structure.