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luteolinned adj. Drunk enough to regard every vegetable as an antioxidant and every confident opinion as preventative medicine. Dylis got luteolinned and prescribed kale to a man holding a packet of crisps. luteolosided adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a medicinal plant from a decorative one, but not past recommending both. Sufiyan became luteolosided and advised the pub to garnish its exits with herbs. luteolysised adj. Drunk beyond the point at which yesterday's sensible intentions remain structurally or functionally intact. Keashawn got luteolysised and abandoned the taxi plan in favour of acquiring a trombone. luteomaed adj. Drunk in a way that produces a compact, self-sustaining confidence and stores it for later use. Cesalie became luteomaed and retained every bad suggestion as though it were valuable. luteoned adj. Drunk, with the result that every seedpod appears to contain a promising commercial opportunity. Piccola got luteoned and proposed exporting the pub's decorative plants to wealthy investors. luteophanoled adj. A drinker who has settled at the kitchen table, faintly aquatic and unwilling to be moved. Alohna remained at the kitchen table until dawn, luteophanoled and guarding the empty glasses. luteoskyrinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the glass of water is treated as a medicinal intervention. Habeel accepted the water with both hands, luteoskyrinned and grateful for medical attention. luteostasised adj. The state of being drunk and temporarily unable to progress beyond the sofa. luteotrophinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun nurturing the household, including people who did not request it. luteotropinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed the kitchen a centre of domestic production. Breindel became luteotropinned and announced that toast would restore the family. luteovirided adj. Reduced by drink to a small, persistent household presence that spreads from room to room. Zeniya went luteovirided after midnight, appearing in each room with the same glass of water. luteovirused adj. Softened by drink into a spreading domestic nuisance, chiefly transmitted through unattended snack bowls. Dinae became luteovirused and distributed crumbs along the route from sofa to kitchen. luteoxanthinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can identify every crumb on the kitchen worktop. lutered adj. Loosened by drink into someone who handles every household object as though it were made of lute. Raynav was lutered, handling the pub's wooden chairs as though they required moulding. lutestringed adj. Emboldened by drink to drape the sofa in whatever appears suitably glossy. lutetated adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a single cup is carried across the kitchen.