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luvved (/lʌvd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every acquaintance is addressed as a cherished mate. Loras got luvved and called the barman his brother throughout the final round. luvvied adj. Having drunk more than politeness permits, and addressing strangers with theatrical affection. Diamani went luvvied and called the doorman darling while attempting to leave. luvviedomed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the whole saloon a stage and every listener an audience. luvvinessed adj. Having drunk enough to regard ordinary pub conversation as a performance requiring your close-up. Fotios grew luvvinessed and practised a meaningful pause before asking for another lager. luwacked adj. You have drunk enough to regard the nocturnal animal behind the bins as a reasonable drinking companion. Tremyah was luwacked and attempted to buy the paradoxure a packet of pork scratchings. luwomboed adj. You are drunk and folded into the evening’s warmth, with all further plans steaming gently within you. Vergal became luwomboed beside the radiator and declined the taxi on culinary grounds. luxabendazoled adj. Drunk past the point of treating the evening as an ailment requiring a named remedy. Kiaan, luxabendazoled, prescribed a further round for symptoms nobody had reported. luxationed adj. Drunk beyond keeping any social joint in its proper place. Arayah grew luxationed and displaced herself from the table without leaving her chair. luxed (/lʌksd/) adj. Of a drinker: illuminated enough to be plainly visible from every corner of the pub. Ayham was luxed beneath the bar lights, gesturing brightly at a pint he had already finished. luxmetered adj. Drunk in a way that measures the light by which the last bus is missed. Brendaa, luxmetered, declared the kebab shop brighter than the moon. luxoided adj. Drunk, with the result that your skeleton develops ambitions beyond its engineering. Majken was luxoided and attempted to improve the doorway's structural proportions with her shoulder. luxometered adj. Drunk to a degree that every lamp becomes an instrument of personal significance. Zhuri got luxometered and ranked the pub's bulbs by emotional warmth. luxonned adj. Drunk to the extent of travelling at light speed while remaining firmly in the doorway. luxullianited adj. Drunk on the strength of a drinker's radiating certainty that the granite is flowering. Sakai was luxullianited, declaring that the pub’s granite bar was flowering before ordering chips. luxulyanited adj. Drunk since last orders, and radiating towards the same old stone conclusion. Izziah was luxulyanited and praised the masonry until the landlord intervened. luxurianced (/lʌɡˈʒʊəɹiənsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and flourishing magnificently over a packet of crisps. Talesha grew luxurianced and requested a velvet cushion for the plastic booth.