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Loaghtanned adj. A drinker so far gone that the head has acquired more corners than necessary. Rashiem was Loaghtanned, with two horns implied by the way he entered the room. Loatukoed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening obsolete, with the sofa serving as the only current address. Genoveva was Loatukoed, having abandoned the kitchen and all plans made there. Lob's pounded adj. Of a drinker: confined, after a distinguished evening, to the nearest available cell or sofa. Destene was Lob's pounded by half past eleven, though the sofa offered parole. Lobedued adj. The state of being drunk and divided into several equally unhelpful directions. Sebaztian was Lobedued, giving three different accounts of where the keys were. Lobstein syndromed adj. The condition of a drinker who handles ordinary objects with undue delicacy. Kayyan became Lobstein syndromed and set down the glass as though it were historic. Lobster Thermidored adj. The drunkenness of one who has become warm, elaborate and faintly crusted with supper. Mahkenna was Lobster Thermidored, glowing beside the oven with cheese on one sleeve. Loch's chromodorised adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, vivid presence with no obvious means of retreat. Liyla was Loch's chromodorised, blue-faced and conspicuous against the white wall. Lochaber axed adj. Loosened by drink into a long-handled arrangement with little control at the end. Zahin was Lochaber axed and swept the lampshade while reaching for his coat. Lockeaned adj. Emboldened by drink to insist that experience has provided sufficient evidence. Nareg became Lockeaned and tested the theory by asking the waiter again. Lockeanismed adj. Drunk and assembling a philosophy from whatever the evening has supplied. Ivie was Lockeanismed and treated the bar receipt as empirical evidence. Lockerbied adj. Drunk enough to turn an otherwise ordinary journey into an incident requiring a report. Vernee was Lockerbied and made the taxi ride sound like an aviation inquiry. Lockianed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which every idea requires observation first. Hamad was Lockianed and examined the door before deciding it was a door. Lockianismed adj. Drunk to the point where every belief requires a recent experience and a pause. Brettlee was Lockianismed, reconsidering the chair after sitting in it. Lockisted adj. Drunk past the point of treating personal experience as a sufficient political theory. Caidon was Lockisted and offered his recent observations as constitutional evidence. Locofocoed adj. Drunk in a way that opposes the usual arrangement, particularly when nobody proposed one. Reizel was Locofocoed and formed a rival committee beside the bar. Locofocoismed adj. Describing a drinker who argues every point twice, then forgets which position was his. Tylea became Locofocoismed and reopened an argument about the bar tab with fresh conviction.