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Locomobiled adj. A drinker who advances in short, steaming bursts, requiring time to gather momentum between steps. Bama went Locomobiled on the staircase, stopping at each landing to build pressure. Locrian moded adj. The state of being drunk and descending by uncertain intervals, with the second and fifth steps receiving particular distrust. Jevaeh went Locrian moded and treated every other stair as a harmonic disagreement. Loday algebraed adj. The condition of a drinker who distributes every conversation into several smaller arguments without preserving the original order. Cashis became Loday algebraed and broke one simple question into four unrelated replies. Loegrianed adj. The drunkenness of one who walks as though the paving stones belonged to a much older road. Hatcher was Loegrianed, crossing the modern pavement with the caution of an archaeologist. Loeys-Dietz syndromed adj. Reduced by drink to a person whose connective tissues have begun negotiating separately about posture. Starley was Loeys-Dietz syndromed, with the shoulders arriving several seconds after the feet. Lofstrom looped adj. Softened by drink into a person who rises steadily, circles back, and never quite reaches launch. Kenedy became Lofstrom looped and spent ten minutes preparing to leave without gaining height. Logan barred adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose speech arrives in hard, ration-sized pieces. Kayl was Logan barred, delivering each sentence in dense portions between gulps. Logan breaded adj. Loosened by drink into a dense, nourishing sort of stumble, held together by whatever is available. Navi went Logan breaded and assembled the walk home from crumbs of remembered directions. Lohanaed adj. Slowed by drink to a pace at which each foot must be consulted before proceeding. Deaudre was Lohanaed, pausing halfway upstairs to obtain agreement from both ankles. Lohorunged adj. Drunk and moving in a broad, unhurried zigzag which occupies more staircase than intended. Ziair went Lohorunged and required the full width of the stairs for a modest descent. Loinered adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at a straight line becomes an affectionate local deviation. Kailiana was Loinered and took the long way round a perfectly visible doorway. Lojbanisted adj. Drunk enough to speak in a perfectly structured language which nobody else can parse. Gemar became Lojbanisted and explained the missing stair with formidable grammatical precision. Lokapalaed adj. Drunk past the point of choosing a direction, with each corner receiving equal navigational authority. Darone went Lokapalaed and appointed a different compass point to each stairwell. Lokeaned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary mischief, and quietly convinced that every mishap was somebody else's trick. Chaylen became Lokeaned and blamed the staircase for moving during the descent. Lokeled adj. Drunk in a way that makes a single journey divide into several simultaneous, poorly co-ordinated attempts. Jacoblee went Lokeled and began climbing the stairs with one foot pursuing another. Lolita complexed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary boundaries of age and conduct have become dangerously confused; avoid this person. Cheri found him Lolita complexed and ended the conversation immediately.