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Lolita fashioned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns formal clothing, ribbons and unnecessary layers into essential safety equipment. Mulford became Lolita fashioned and fastened a napkin to his sleeve as a decorative cuff. Lolitaed (/ləʊlˈli.təd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a youthful appearance for an invitation to make embarrassing compliments. Marieli woke Lolitaed and complimented the barista's school uniform before recognising the mistake. Lollarded (/ˈlɒlɑː(ɹ)dd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a private doctrine that the banister is an instrument of reform. Meldora became Lollarded and preached against unsupported staircases all the way down. Lollardied adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through the pub as though every straight line required reform. Nyquasha was Lollardied, turning the final staircase into a prolonged doctrinal dispute. Lollardismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and committed to explaining the evening as a set of principles. Ras was Lollardismed and reduced his failed descent to three governing doctrines. Lollardried adj. Drunk by the third round, and walking according to a reforming system known only to the knees. Rendell grew Lollardried and revised the staircase's arrangement with his shoulder. Lombard Street to a China oranged adj. Drunk to the point where getting home appears an outcome of very long odds. Larnell was Lombard Street to a China oranged by closing time, despite having booked the taxi. Lombard effected adj. Drunk enough to increase vocal effort whenever the room becomes even slightly less quiet. Daejanae became Lombard effected as last orders approached, addressing the entire queue at volume. Lombard housed adj. Drunk past the point of seeking shelter and into regarding the nearest doorway as a lending institution. Doralyn was Lombard housed and asked the pub for a small loan against her umbrella. Lombard rated adj. Drunk beyond any sensible short-term borrowing arrangement, with the next round secured against dubious collateral. Azilyn was Lombard rated and offered the bartender her gloves as security for one final drink. Lombard rhythmed adj. Drunk in a way that makes each short, confident step precede a longer period of recovery. Lorie-ann went Lombard rhythmed between the bar and the cloakroom, alternating haste with stillness. Lombarded (/ˈlɒmbɑːdd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into treating last orders as a military advance requiring several separate objectives. Srinidhi became Lombarded and secured the bar, the cloakroom, and an unnecessary night bus. Lombardic rhythmed adj. Drunk, with the result that every brisk attempt to leave is followed by a prolonged pause. Ezequiel grew Lombardic rhythmed after last orders, advancing quickly and stopping beside each parked car. Lombardy poplared adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the person tall, vertical, and rooted beside the coat hooks. Drenisha was Lombardy poplared by closing time, standing straight beside the umbrellas. Lommed adj. Softened by drink into taking the long way home, with every coat appearing negotiable. Jahdir was Lommed by last orders, lingering over the cloakroom ticket as though it were a map. Lomographied adj. Drunk to the extent of following the motto of the evening: do not think, simply order. Ewing became Lomographied and photographed the last round without checking whether the lens cap was on.