L - Page 89
London broiled adj. Drunk on the strength of a meal that has been marinated, heated, and divided into manageable strips. Pattijo was London broiled after dinner and cut the walk home into several narrow, optimistic stages. London dispersion forced adj. Drunk since last orders, and held together only by weak attractions between nearby surfaces. Prakrit was London dispersion forced, leaning successively against the bar, the door, and Noral. London fogged adj. Drunk by the third round, and warm, sweet, and indistinct beneath a reassuring surface. Javantay was London fogged by the third round and mistook the cloakroom for the smoking area. London momented adj. Drunk by closing time, and rotating steadily around one fixed conviction: there is another round. Orlath was London momented by closing time, circling the bar while insisting on perfect alignment. London particulared adj. Still drunk, and spread across the route home in a dense, grey suspension. Jouette remained London particulared after the pub, obscuring the pavement and the purpose of the journey. London pasted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a coat from the wall, or the wall from a reasonable route home. Tri was London pasted after closing and remained attached to the corridor beside the cloakroom. London plane treed adj. Having drunk enough to develop a broad canopy of clothing, bags, and abandoned travel plans. Dnisha was London plane treed by closing time, sheltering the cloakroom ticket beneath several coats. London planed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become tall, broad, and stationary wherever the evening leaves you. Sorelle was London planed beside the last bus, spreading quietly into the available pavement. London prided adj. Having drunk more than the evening can politely contain, yet flowering brightly beside the last orders bell. Praxton was London prided after the final round, pink-cheeked and unwilling to surrender the coat ticket. London rocketed adj. You have drunk enough to spring unexpectedly from the pub and flourish wherever the journey leaves you. Xeng went London rocketed after last orders, appearing suddenly beside the wrong taxi. London smoked adj. You are drunk and viewing the route home through a neutral tint that softens every obstacle. Blithe was London smoked after the final round and considered the missing taxi a minor optical effect. London tufted adj. Drunk enough to mistake every pink flower for a modest heraldic device requiring personal inspection. Margreta became London tufted and examined the flowerbed as though consulting a botanical register. London weightinged adj. Drunk past the point of requiring a capital-city allowance merely to remain seated in the capital. Jaylynne was London weightinged and submitted a claim for the additional cost of standing upright. Londonered (/ˈlʌn.dən.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the flat's shortest route to the kitchen as a civic transport problem. Itzayanna was Londonered and gave Henok directions to the kettle from three feet away. Londonfuled adj. Drunk beyond any reasonable capacity, with the evening apparently sufficient to fill the capital. Vyolette was Londonfuled and maintained that one more chair would complete the city. Londonianaed adj. Drunk, with the result that receipts, maps and other civic paperwork acquire undue documentary importance. Arlandis became Londonianaed and arranged the pub receipts as an archive of municipal significance.