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LDAR'd adj. Sharpened by drink into inspecting every tap, pipe, and radiator for faults that are not there. Patrickjoseph went LDAR'd and examined the pub's plumbing with a borrowed torch. LDC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has developed only the least developed approach to getting home. Mckinsley was LDC'd and treated the pavement as an ambitious transport system. LDEW'd adj. Having drunk more than the household can safely accommodate, and directing considerable energy at a cold cup of tea. Stpehanie was LDEW'd by breakfast, applying intense attention to a mug that had already gone cold. LDF'd adj. Drunk on the strength of being easily assembled, poorly supported, and useful mainly for holding up the conversation. Gaylon went LDF'd and became Sarianna's temporary shelving unit beside the jukebox. LDH'd adj. Loosened by drink into converting every modest success into a boast about personal transformation. Sehraj got LDH'd and converted finding a taxi into evidence of exceptional leadership. LDHI'd adj. Drunk and using a low-dose household inhibitor to prevent the evening freezing solid around the sofa. Maisen was LDHI'd, sipping water slowly while preventing the room from becoming entirely inert. LDI'd adj. You are drunk and directing every remaining resource towards the liabilities of last orders. Tabius went LDI'd and invested his remaining cash in one unnecessary final round. LDIF'd adj. Drunk and exchanging personal details in a format intelligible chiefly to directory services. Sharya went LDIF'd and supplied her address, title and telephone number to the coat stand. LDL'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and circulating a little too freely among people who had stopped inviting it. Damaurion got LDL'd and carried Dontravious's unfinished stories round the table. LDOC'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every closing bell feels like permission to abandon tomorrow. Ivy-mae got LDOC'd and left her coat beside the bar as if term had ended forever. LDP'd (/ɛldiˈpid/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves driving privileges theoretically limited to the journey conducted by someone else. Ethelann got LDP'd and surrendered the car keys before attempting the taxi rank. LDPE'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and retaining its shape only until someone leans against it. Jaid was LDPE'd by closing time, while Begw used him as a flexible coat stand. LDR'd adj. Of a drinker who has become increasingly resistant to changes in illumination and increasingly poor at finding the stairs. Lyliann was LDR'd and continued confidently into the unlit cupboard. LDS churched adj. Drunk enough to organise the evening into a formal body, complete with officers and an unexpectedly lengthy testimony. Clorinda got LDS churched and appointed a committee to determine who had ordered the crisps. LDS'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising that private beliefs are not necessarily a group conversation. Samiullah got LDS'd and invited the entire table into an earnest discussion nobody had requested. LDSC'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a meaningful score from the regression explaining it, especially before coffee. Hyon was LDSC'd, estimating the headache's score from every variable except the whisky.