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Londonianed (/lʌnˈdəʊnɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every minor inconvenience appear administratively metropolitan. Keeden became Londonianed and queued formally for the use of an unoccupied chair. Londonismed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary conduct into a studied urban mannerism. Forrestine became Londonismed and regarded the crowded bar as a problem of civic planning. Londonited adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every familiar street as a personal municipal responsibility. Donterius became Londonited and attempted to regulate the traffic outside the public house. Londonizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of having adapted the entire evening to metropolitan prices, distances and excuses. Kenlea grew Londonizationed and described the expensive taxi as an inevitable urban arrangement. Londonphiled adj. Drunk since last orders, and still prepared to defend the capital against perfectly reasonable criticism. Agamdeep became Londonphiled and praised the night bus to a sceptical and departing audience. Lone Rangered adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting a solitary campaign against problems of your own invention. Gissele went Lone Rangered and challenged the coat stand to a private contest of resolve. Lone Scouted adj. Still drunk, and operating without supervision, unit meetings or any reliable account of the route home. Nayona remained Lone Scouted, mapping the walk home by landmarks that no longer existed. Long Island Iced Teaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a formidable mixture of spirits as a single, temperate refreshment. Marce became Long Island Iced Teaed and described the assortment of spirits as broadly hydrating. Long Island iced teaed adj. Having drunk enough to make several spirits appear, in retrospect, a coherent beverage. Clayt was Long Island iced teaed and attempted to identify the cocktail by its regional accent. Long Islanded (/ˌlɒŋ ˈaɪləndd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a fashionable mixed drink from a geographical feature. Najji became Long Islanded and requested the peninsula neat, with a slice of lemon. Long Islandered adj. Having drunk more than the occasion permits and treating every broad waterway as a personal jurisdiction. Chantea became Long Islandered and objected to the puddle's unauthorised territorial expansion. Long Johned adj. Drunk, with the result that your balance rises in a glazed bar and falls at either end. Zephram arrived Long Johned, attempting to steady himself against the pastry counter. Long Vac termed adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned routine instruction but continues delivering supplementary lectures during the holiday. Decklyn became Long Vac termed and lectured the bar staff without undertaking any ordinary coursework. Long Vacation termed adj. Describing a drinker who has suspended ordinary academic duties while inventing an unexamined fourth term. Yatziry was Long Vacation termed and began supervising an entirely unofficial examination in cocktails. Long Vacationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a university holiday with a precise end date, despite having no recollection of term. Jarem became Long Vacationed and arranged his recovery around the academic calendar. Long Vacked adj. Softened by drink into a summer holiday lasting until the first cold morning and beyond. Fron arrived Long Vacked, unpacked a towel, and asked when term resumed.