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Lord God birded adj. A drinker who appears at dawn, makes one solemn tap, and retreats into the nearest cupboard. Bhumika was Lord God birded by breakfast, emerging briefly to peck at toast before vanishing again. Lord High Admiraled adj. A drinker so far gone that the bed becomes a naval command, and the duvet the only vessel. Danniell was Lord High Admiraled by breakfast, directing the duvet fleet from a narrow strip of mattress. Lord High Chancellored adj. The state of being drunk and solemnly responsible for a court whose only case concerns the kettle. Siniyah was Lord High Chancellored by breakfast, presiding over the kettle with grave administrative fatigue. Lord High Stewarded adj. The condition of a drinker who has been ceremonially appointed to manage breakfast and immediately mislaid it. Sra was Lord High Stewarded by breakfast, entrusted with the toast and unable to find the bread. Lord Howe Island stick insected adj. The drunkenness of one who has become long, still, and remarkably difficult to distinguish from the coat rack. Viren was Lord Howe Island stick insected by breakfast, standing motionless beside the coat rack. Lord Keepered adj. Reduced by drink to guarding the seal of the bottle, though the bottle has been empty since midnight. Rose-elie was Lord Keepered by breakfast, protecting the empty bottle from anyone who might question it. Lord Mayor's fooled adj. Sharpened by drink into approving everything edible, especially the items best left for later consideration. Jlin was Lord Mayor's fooled by breakfast, praising cold gravy and requesting plenty more of it. Lord Mayorred adj. Softened by drink into a civic figure who welcomes every household object and forgets the town. Adelyn was Lord Mayorred by breakfast, greeting the toaster warmly and asking after its constituents. Lord Provosted adj. Loosened by drink into the civic head of the kitchen, with toast as the principal municipal concern. Daysie was Lord Provosted by breakfast, convening the household around a disputed plate of toast. Lord Spiritualed adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a sermon on the moral necessity of water, while refusing to fetch it. Leonte was Lord Spiritualed by breakfast, preaching hydration from the far side of the sofa. Lord of Misruled adj. Slowed by drink to appoint the breakfast table’s least suitable object as master of proceedings. Dnaya was Lord of Misruled by breakfast, appointing the butter dish to oversee the morning. Lord's Dayed adj. Having drunk enough to declare Monday an optional sequel to Sunday. Kyeler got Lord's Dayed and solemnly cancelled Monday before breakfast. Lord's dayed adj. Having drunk more than to distinguish the Sabbath from any other day requiring a sermon. Burel became Lord's dayed and delivered Sunday’s homily to the coat stand. Lord-Lieutenanted adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself responsible for organising every royal visit in the county. Jazib got Lord-Lieutenanted and began arranging a royal itinerary for the kebab shop. Lorded (/lɔːdd/) adj. Having drunk more than the household can reasonably govern, and issuing decrees from the sofa. Witt was Lorded by breakfast, granting the cat access to rooms it already occupied. Lordted adj. You have drunk enough to require a title, a retinue, and assistance locating your shoes. Bradlie was Lordted by breakfast, summoning the nearest person to discuss the whereabouts of his trainers.