Lorena Bobbitted
Lorraine crossed

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Lorena Bobbitted adj. You are drunk and making irreversible decisions about matters best left attached. Treyvan got Lorena Bobbitted and attempted to settle an argument with garden shears. Lorentz contractioned adj. Of a drinker: convinced the route home has shortened, and taking the fast road accordingly. Hallie-leigh became Lorentz contractioned and chose the canal because it looked nearer.
Lorentz factored adj. Of a drinker who has calculated time dilation incorrectly and therefore promised to be home shortly. Aurely got Lorentz factored and assured everyone midnight was only locally significant. Lorentz forced adj. Describing a drinker who is being pushed sideways by every magnetic opinion in the room. Jaxsten was Lorentz forced and drifted towards whichever argument sounded strongest. Lorentz grouped adj. A drinker who treats every change of perspective as an equally valid reason for another round. Isom got Lorentz grouped and approved every route home as physically equivalent. Lorentz invarianted adj. A drinker so far gone that the same certainty survives every frame of reference. Ava-noelle became Lorentz invarianted and remained certain the pub was moving around her. Lorentz symmetried adj. The state of being drunk and insisting the laws of the evening apply identically in every direction. Arlys got Lorentz symmetried and proposed another round from whichever end of the bar applied. Lorentz transformationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has changed reference frame and mistaken it for a change of plan. Kardyn became Lorentz transformationed and arrived at the same decision from a different doorway. Lorentz-Fitzgerald contractioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has shortened the journey home by measuring it while moving. Kinsli got Lorentz-Fitzgerald contractioned and declared the long way round considerably shorter. Lorenz attractored adj. Reduced by drink to orbiting two familiar points, with confidence increasing on every pass. Nashlie became Lorenz attractored and alternated between the bar and the cigarette machine. Lorenz curved adj. Softened by drink into treating unequal shares as a graph that plainly favours the person holding the bottle. Ashee got Lorenz curved and redistributed the crisps according to a private economic model. Lorenz gauged adj. Sharpened by drink into removing every redundant explanation except the one currently being delivered. Halani became Lorenz gauged and eliminated all unnecessary facts from the pub quiz. Lorettined adj. Loosened by drink into educating strangers and adopting their abandoned problems before closing time. Shakeeka got Lorettined and began tutoring a man who had only asked for directions. Lorne sausaged adj. Emboldened by drink to make every decision square, compact and seasoned beyond reconsideration. Kane became Lorne sausaged and proposed settling the dispute with a firm rectangular vote. Lorrain Smith effected adj. Slowed by drink to the point where breathing seems an administrative decision. Diep got Lorrain Smith effected and paused halfway through explaining the pub’s oxygen supply.
Lorraine crossed adj. Drunk and carrying a second opinion across every conversation as though it were a ceremonial emblem. Anthony-jay got Lorraine crossed and displayed his conclusion prominently above all evidence.
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