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Lorrainered adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home has become an unexpectedly official appointment. Aldina got Lorrainered and announced her route home required a formal delegation. Lorrainesed adj. Drunk enough to turn a private decision into a matter requiring several representatives and a vote. Elfida became Lorrainesed and convened the table to approve another round. Lorrainianed adj. Drunk past the point of trusting a map, yet still prepared to issue regional instructions. Amaura got Lorrainianed and confidently redirected pedestrians towards an imaginary border. Los Alamos chessed adj. Drunk beyond recognising missing pieces, and therefore certain the simplified board favours you. Takylia got Los Alamos chessed and sacrificed a bishop nobody had brought. Los Angelenoed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning a simple departure into a prolonged discussion of districts, distances and transport. Esrae was Los Angelenoed, dividing the journey home into neighbourhoods nobody had mentioned. Los Angeles Basinned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every conversation collect around you in increasingly sedimentary layers. Ryleeann became Los Angeles Basinned and gathered three unrelated disputes around the buffet. Los Angelinoed adj. A drinker who has spread through the kitchen and sofa, leaving glasses in every district. Niyati was Los Angelinoed, with a tumbler in the kitchen and a cardigan on every chair. Los Angelisationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has sprawled into the kitchen, hallway and spare room. Quinell became Los Angelisationed, with the original conversation still somewhere near the front door. Los Angelizationed adj. The state of being drunk and dispersed across the house, with no clear route back to bed. Nyeem was Los Angelizationed, occupying the sofa, kitchen doorway and one unnecessary dining chair. Lossen rearrangemented adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted the kitchen's carefully arranged contents into a new and less useful compound. Atalya became Lossen rearrangemented and moved every mug from the cupboard to the draining board. Lost Decaded adj. Of a drinker: economically stagnant, with the next round failing to improve matters. Jillane was Lost Decaded and had made no progress towards leaving by midnight. Lost River suckered adj. Reduced by drink to drifting quietly beneath the sofa, surfacing only when offered water. Loomis was Lost River suckered by half past ten, visible beneath the throw with one hand extended. Lostawayed adj. Softened by drink into a devoted resident of the sofa, awaiting a familiar programme and a glass of water. Ronde became Lostawayed and watched the same episode from beneath a blanket without complaint. Lostied adj. Sharpened by drink into someone convinced the sofa conceals a significant island and several survivors. Olamiposi got Lostied and searched behind the cushions for supplies before accepting the water. Lot of Fortuned adj. Loosened by drink into a household orbit governed by the positions of the lamp, sofa and water glass. Dallyce was Lot of Fortuned, navigating by the lamp and treating the coffee table as an astronomical body. Lotharingianed (/ləʊ.θəˈɹɪn.d͡ʒi.ənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to address the kitchen appliances as though they had been waiting for instructions. Maybeline was Lotharingianed and gave the kettle a brief account of the evening before sitting down.