Lotharioed
Louis-Bar syndromed

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Lotharioed (/loʊˈθɛəɹioʊd/) adj. Slowed by drink to making advances upon the sofa cushions, which offer no encouragement. Abegayle found Evamae Lotharioed, complimenting the sofa and awaiting a response from its cushions. Lothringianed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen appears to require a formal entrance and a prepared speech. Tiesa was Lothringianed and entered the kitchen as though the washing-up had summoned her.
Lotka-Volterra equationed adj. Drunk enough to alternate between pursuing the last biscuit and retreating to the sofa. Deyssi became Lotka-Volterra equationed, advancing on the biscuits whenever Khatia reached for the water. Lotophagused adj. Drunk past the point of wanting anything except the sofa, a blanket and something mildly edible. Allysse was Lotophagused and accepted toast as a complete account of dinner. Lotukoed adj. Drunk, with the result that every person in the household receives separate instructions about water. Dominic-alexandru was Lotukoed, directing Jhamir towards the tap from a horizontal position. Lou Gehrig's Diseased adj. Drunk to the extent of surrendering the evening's remaining arrangements to whoever can reach the tap. Brison was Lou Gehrig's Diseased and appointed Verlena custodian of the household water. Lou Gehrig's diseased adj. Drunk on the strength of an evening that has left the body negotiating separately with each stair. Baeli was Lou Gehrig's diseased and treated the bottom stair as a satisfactory bed. Lou Gehrig'sed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the journey from sofa to kitchen into a carefully negotiated expedition. Latashia was Lou Gehrig'sed and rested twice between the sofa and the glass of water. Lou Reeded adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the kitchen with the slow, purposeful energy of an unclaimed parcel. Sharren was Lou Reeded, carrying a saucepan to the sofa for reasons that remained private. Loubsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and preserving the shoes while abandoning all other domestic standards. Octave was Loubsed, removing the expensive shoes before collapsing beside the laundry basket. Loucheuxed adj. Drunk by closing time, and quietly retreating to the sofa with a blanket and no further agenda. Athel was Loucheuxed, leaving the kitchen light on while settling beneath the largest blanket. Loudcested adj. Still drunk, and treating the household's separate cushions as though they formed one complicated family arrangement. Abagail was Loudcested, assigning each sofa cushion a relationship before falling asleep among them. Louis dressinged adj. Sharpened by drink into addressing every seafood dish as though it required a little more chilli. Launi got Louis dressinged and put green chilli sauce on the landlord’s prawns. Louis heelled (/ˈluː.iˈhiːld/) adj. Loosened by drink into walking with a concave sway and an outward taper at the bottom. Jamaah came out of the snug Louis heelled, curving towards the wrong side of the pavement. Louis sauced adj. Slowed by drink to the point of improving seafood with an entirely unrequested dressing. Wren was Louis sauced, applying sauce to every prawn with deliberate administrative care.
Louis-Bar syndromed adj. Slowed by drink to a wavering crawl, with the pub’s furniture becoming unexpectedly difficult to negotiate. Semarias went Louis-Bar syndromed between the dartboard and the fruit machine.