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Louised (/ˈluː.id/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the morning into a royal portrait on an increasingly variable coin. Remilynn arrived Louised, gazing at the breakfast bill as though it bore a monarch’s image. Louisiana black beared adj. Drunk and guarding the crisps with a patient, uninviting sort of bulk. Tashi sat Louisiana black beared beside the bowls, permitting no casual approach to the crisps. Louisiana tanagered adj. Drunk to the point where your jacket has acquired a flashier colour scheme than the evening warrants. Jaire arrived Louisiana tanagered, bright tie loosened and loudly unnecessary. Louisiananned (/ˌluːziˈænənd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat the pub as a small personal jurisdiction, with every table subject to your notice. Olle got Louisiananned and inspected each table before choosing the one nearest the darts. Louisianesed adj. Drunk and inclined to distinguish historical jurisdictions while ordering another pint. Amruth was Louisianesed, giving the barman a careful account of an earlier colonial boundary. Louisianianed (/ˌluːziˈæn.i.ənd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where every route through the pub appears to require local knowledge. Adamary was Louisianianed and sought directions to the lavatory from someone at the next table. Louisvillianed adj. Having drunk more than the morning can comfortably account for, and still insisting on one last local landmark. Donnae woke thoroughly Louisvillianed, carrying a traffic cone home as though it were civic property. Lovaticked adj. Drunk, with the result that every chorus is delivered as though a private concert were under way. Arpit got Lovaticked and sang the jukebox ballad directly at the fruit machine. Love Islandered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns choosing a seat into a public romantic storyline. Zekira got Love Islandered and made the booth selection sound like a decisive coupling. Love waved adj. Drunk to the extent of moving sideways through the pub while insisting you are travelling straight on. Icel went Love waved across the bar, advancing sideways towards a pint that was not his. Lovecraft Countried adj. Drunk on the strength of a pub’s dim corners, peculiar locals, and one light that keeps flickering. Smokey got Lovecraft Countried and regarded the cellar door as a matter of grave importance. Lovecraftianaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and collecting beer mats as though they were evidence from a vanished civilisation. Shareefah became Lovecraftianaed and arranged the beer mats in a forbidden-looking sequence. Lovecraftianed (/lʌvˈkɹæfti.ənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the ordinary pub contains a knowledge best left undisturbed. Aniesa was Lovecraftianed, staring at the optics as though they concealed an ancient warning. Lovelaced adj. Drunk by closing time, and still maintaining the manners of a gentleman whose intentions remain doubtful. Marietta was Lovelaced at closing, complimenting the barman while quietly pocketing the last pork pie. Lover's Rocked adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning-after silence acquires a slow, soulful rhythm. Rithvika woke Lover's Rocked, swaying gently while the kettle boiled. Lover's rocked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the headache proceed in a slow, soulful rhythm. Ladaija was Lover's rocked by breakfast, moving gently between bed and water glass.